Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 8

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 06-25-2007, 07:16 PM

With any luck, the guy had LoJacked his laptop (I know mine have it).

There could be cops en route to his location as we type.

****ing thieves.

CHIEF4EVER · 06-25-2007, 07:17 PM

I doubt this little wanker stole anything. I bet he made the story up. He is probably just the San Diego version of Goatcheese looking for attention. If he did steal it, he has a golden opportunity to actually become a man and return it.

**Buehler445** · 06-25-2007, 07:27 PM

I don't think he did it. If he were so proud of his theft to start a thread, he would have posted the specs that GoChiefs asked for.

That being said, if he did steal it, He R Dumb.

gblowfish · 06-25-2007, 07:30 PM

Hey...I've got it. He should take a picture of himself holding the laptop...out in front of his house...or by his mail box...and post it here on the CP...to prove to us he's not just a pathetic attention whore!

**Griswald** · 06-25-2007, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Hey...I've got it. He should take a picture of himself holding the laptop...out in front of his house...or by his mail box...and post it here on the CP...to prove to us he's not just a pathetic attention whore!

That would remind me of the John Matrix thread. actually, this reminds me of that John Matrix thread. all he has to do is post a pic of himself smiling with that stolen laptop.

sedated · 06-25-2007, 07:37 PM

at this thread.

when did all of you lose your sense of humor

stumppy · 06-25-2007, 07:43 PM

This chump doesn't have the balls to do something like this.
Everyone should quit giving him the attention he's wanting.

recxjake · 06-25-2007, 07:48 PM

**** YOU... I've had my laptop stolen before... As a college kid, the last thing I had was another 800 bucks to get a new laptop.... You are truly pathetic.... Have you ever thought that maybe you should work hard and try to buy your own laptop with your own money?

You should bring the computer back to where you stole it and just admit it.... turning yourself in now would really save you big time in the long run.

Ari Chi3fs · 06-25-2007, 07:56 PM

Age 18, I probably would have thought about ganking it... age 19 or above, and I would have thought better.

FightClub1983, I assume you are 23-24 years old. You should know better.

Please do us the favor... when karma comes around and ****s you in the ass with something shitty out of the blue, please come and post that as well.

Frankie · 06-25-2007, 07:57 PM

I can't believe I have read through 8 pages of this thread for this guy to tell us it was all an ill advised joke. He hasn't yet. So he must be a true low life if he actually did this and is proud of it.

**Phobia** · 06-25-2007, 07:58 PM

This is a very sad thread. I'll no longer associate with this fool.

BWillie · 06-25-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

OMG some of you are totally overreacting. There are much worse things that happen in the world. This isnt serious at all. I am sure the dude has a new laptop already LOL.

You are a lowlife. So I suppose if somebody leaves their motorcycle parked it's ok to load it up in your truck and steal it too? I hope you get hit by a bus assclown. Stealing from corporations is one thing, stealing from an individual much worse. If somebody stole my 800 laptop I'd be screwed. If it was me, and I found out you stole my laptop. I wouldn't even ask for it back, I would just **** your car up so bad that it would be beyond driveable. Repeatedly again and again.

Otter · 06-25-2007, 08:00 PM

Maybe someday you'll know what it's like to go through not having to steal and actually need a laptop for something besides porn and torrents.

You probably just screwed an honest, hard working man over for work the next couple weeks.

Douche bag

gblowfish · 06-25-2007, 08:04 PM

http://www.sandiego.gov/police/neigh.../central.shtml

crazycoffey · 06-25-2007, 08:17 PM

I hope this is a joke, but sadly, even if it is - there are people out there that would and have done this (or worse) to others.

I know we all know this, but it's still just, well, reality.

06-25-2007, 07:16 PM	#106
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $84167	With any luck, the guy had LoJacked his laptop (I know mine have it). There could be cops en route to his location as we type. ****ing thieves. __________________ One of the lowest PPD of any of the original members of the Planet . . . and proud of it. My latest fantasy short story The Demon's Head. My Writer's Page
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06-25-2007, 07:17 PM	#107
CHIEF4EVER Just a man in the 'ghan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Jalalabad, Afghanistan Casino cash: $8983	I doubt this little wanker stole anything. I bet he made the story up. He is probably just the San Diego version of Goatcheese looking for attention. If he did steal it, he has a golden opportunity to actually become a man and return it. __________________ "Igitur qui deciderat pacem, praeparatur bellum" -Flavius Vegetius Renatus
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06-25-2007, 07:27 PM	#108
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $125032	I don't think he did it. If he were so proud of his theft to start a thread, he would have posted the specs that GoChiefs asked for. That being said, if he did steal it, He R Dumb.
Posts: 17,556

06-25-2007, 07:30 PM	#109
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $3132793	Hey...I've got it. He should take a picture of himself holding the laptop...out in front of his house...or by his mail box...and post it here on the CP...to prove to us he's not just a pathetic attention whore!
Posts: 20,648

06-25-2007, 07:43 PM	#112
stumppy MVP Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Springfield, Mo. Casino cash: $1151923	This chump doesn't have the balls to do something like this. Everyone should quit giving him the attention he's wanting. __________________ FREAK FLYPAPER
Posts: 6,910

06-25-2007, 07:48 PM	#113
recxjake MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Casino cash: $1260	**** YOU... I've had my laptop stolen before... As a college kid, the last thing I had was another 800 bucks to get a new laptop.... You are truly pathetic.... Have you ever thought that maybe you should work hard and try to buy your own laptop with your own money? You should bring the computer back to where you stole it and just admit it.... turning yourself in now would really save you big time in the long run.
Posts: 5,133

06-25-2007, 07:56 PM	#114
Ari Chi3fs Winners Pick Up Wrappers. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: University of Kansas Casino cash: $1013767	Age 18, I probably would have thought about ganking it... age 19 or above, and I would have thought better. FightClub1983, I assume you are 23-24 years old. You should know better. Please do us the favor... when karma comes around and **s you in the ass with something shitty out of the blue, please come and post that as well. __________________ ☮ ♥**
Posts: 27,000

06-25-2007, 07:57 PM	#115
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $163018	I can't believe I have read through 8 pages of this thread for this guy to tell us it was all an ill advised joke. He hasn't yet. So he must be a true low life if he actually did this and is proud of it.
Posts: 27,013

06-25-2007, 07:58 PM	#116
Phobia Together is Powerful Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $2115225459	This is a very sad thread. I'll no longer associate with this fool.
Posts: 52,458

06-25-2007, 08:00 PM	#118
Otter Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $30973304	Maybe someday you'll know what it's like to go through not having to steal and actually need a laptop for something besides porn and torrents. You probably just screwed an honest, hard working man over for work the next couple weeks. Douche bag __________________ “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not” - Thomas Jefferson, 1801.
Posts: 12,426

06-25-2007, 08:17 PM	#120
crazycoffey Space for rent Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Eternal Damnation Casino cash: $22400118	I hope this is a joke, but sadly, even if it is - there are people out there that would and have done this (or worse) to others. I know we all know this, but it's still just, well, reality.
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