Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[convict1983]

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

• Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
• Chicks dig guys with bikes (pics to prove it)

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

[acesn8s]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.

is this your girlfriend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgqHPEgkhy0

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Bowser

One little bump at the wrong time at speeds like that, and you're street pizza.

Not to mention maybe taking out some innocent bystanders.

[siberian khatru]

I didn't realize people still called cops "pigs." What is this, 1968?

[tooge]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. hahhahahaaha riiiight.

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.

Hey douchebag will you please so some of your kickass riding up in the A highway in Liberty Mo. area? There are a couple of douchebags just like you that do it up my road and I absolutely love acting like I am going to accidentally drive my tractor into the road. I am simply waiting for the day that one of you tools careens out of control and into my ditch, or better yet, my stone columns or a tree. Then while you take your last breaths I can say "man you were cool, was it worth it?"

[little jacob]

what kind of scoot you got? can I have the parts after you get gathered up into a trash bag one of these days?

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.

It wouldn't happen to be parked in your garage with two boots on the wheels, would it?

[RNR]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

It wouldn't happen to be parked in your garage with two boots on the wheels, would it?

I think one of the posts bellow is right this is someone bored under another username. This guy and the whats my name clown have got to be a fake. Nobody is this lame less gochiefs.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

I think one of the posts bellow is right this is someone bored under another username. This guy and the whats my name clown have got to be a fake. Nobody is this lame less gochiefs.

**** you.

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by Braincase

You're a stoopfawk, and when you hit sand on a turn doing 80 and you slam your helmetless cranium against concrete, be sure to post pictures.

Well, I did design a new Avitar for the guy....

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Well, I did design a new Avitar for the guy....

Get on it mods! Change his username to Midnight_Roadrash while you're at it.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Well, I did design a new Avitar for the guy....

That's too big, it needs to be 150 x 150.

[Pablo]

I hope you're the shirtless 130 lb. guy with a sweet back tat of your last name and denim jean shorts. I want to be you.

I haz dezirez to ride da street bieks but i no has da skill to look as kewl as ju!!

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by GoBo

That's too big, it needs to be 150 x 150.

Um...Okay. Fixed!

[allen_kcCard]

This is another example of where I think that those signs and stickers with "Save a Life Look Twice" and such should have some fine print that has "except in teh case of those idiots who park thier bike anywhere they please, drive on the shoulder in traffic jams, roll up in front of people at lights, and ride like they were just told the cancer had spread and was untreatable...we hate those ****ers too".