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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 09:26 AM   #766
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You are a god damned fool. Just because you think you are a good rider and you have never been in an accident it does not mean you are invulnerable to having one tomorrow. Grow the **** up and learn some responsibility.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:28 AM   #767
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Absolutely the dumbest ****ing post Ive ever seen on an internet message board. I hope you die soon.
If he wasn't just doing it for attention, I'd agree.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:30 AM   #768
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:31 AM   #769
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Absolutely the dumbest ****ing post Ive ever seen on an internet message board. I hope you die soon.
stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

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Old 06-24-2008, 09:32 AM   #770
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stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

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Old 06-24-2008, 09:34 AM   #771
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:34 AM   #772
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Hey guyz the other day I was going 120 in my Civic! I usually speed almost every day I guess it caught up to me LOL! Some dumb pig pulled me over LOL.

I guess going 120+ in a school zone in a stolen car is illegal LOL.

I can't help it though. Once I start it up and hear that 4 banger I just want to soar like a turkey LOL!
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:36 AM   #773
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are you driving down the road as you type this?
I'm thinking maybe his "mobile device" is the McDonald's drive-thru headset.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:40 AM   #774
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I'm thinking maybe his "mobile device" is the McDonald's drive-thru headset.
Nah. That technology is far too sophisticated for him.
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stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

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