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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2007, 06:04 PM   #61
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:04 PM   #62
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I think this is a felony. Still, if it weren't for dipnuts bragging about his marvelous crime, the judge might consider return of the property, a fine, and some community service.

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Old 06-25-2007, 06:06 PM   #63
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202 C St
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Just a thought.......


Would be a better idea to get the local police station phone number as I doubt he said the real place he stole it from... The police would have a report on a laptop being stolen and could also look into a database that day for a incident anywhere else around the city... Then if they find out its true they can use his IP address to identify him and then use this page as a confession...
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:09 PM   #64
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:10 PM   #65
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:12 PM   #66
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:12 PM   #67
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Would be a better idea to get the local police station phone number as I doubt he said the real place he stole it from... The police would have a report on a laptop being stolen and could also look into a database that day for a incident anywhere else around the city... Then if they find out its true they can use his IP address to identify him and then use this page as a confession...
Find a phone number and I'll make the call. The cafe's number above just rings and rings.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:13 PM   #68
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:15 PM   #69
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:19 PM   #70
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I don't buy it. You'd have to be stupid on a whole new level to announce something like this on a message board.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:19 PM   #71
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Find a phone number and I'll make the call. The cafe's number above just rings and rings.

Would need a mod to give me his location so I can narrow down the search.. There are probably hundreds of stations throughout the city there...
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:20 PM   #72
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I don't buy it. You'd have to be stupid on a whole new level to announce something like this on a message board.
If I was going to do it I'd use a new username and leech on someone's wifi.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:22 PM   #73
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I don't buy it. You'd have to be stupid on a whole new level to announce something like this on a message board.
John Matrix posted a picture of himself holding a giant bag of dog s**t.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:23 PM   #74
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:23 PM   #75
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John Matrix posted a picture of himself holding a giant bag of dog s**t.
True, but you can't go to jail for being a dumbass. Of course, I can't say that he would be stupid for admitting to a felony on here - smoking weed is a felony in many locations and there are plenty on here who freely admit to that.
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