Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 2

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 06-25-2007, 04:33 PM

What are the specs on the laptop?

KurtCobain · 06-25-2007, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

You seriously just posted this? You know how easy it is for an admin to trace your IP address, get your location, and turn you in?

Your and idiot!

snitches are bitches.

IA_Chiefs_fan · 06-25-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

I hope you get caught somehow.
P.S. Please become a Raider fan.

convict1983 · 06-25-2007, 04:36 PM

Neg rep me...why? Its not like I stole from any of you...unless he is a Planet member LOL.

There were only a couple of photo albums of his car, cars and him and his buddies. Less than 30 pics. I am sure the guy has another computer. He seemed to be well off and its not like he cared enough for that laptop that I have now.

Saved me 800 bucks.

Valiant · 06-25-2007, 04:36 PM

Hopefully a mod does not get the idea of turning you in...

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 06-25-2007, 04:38 PM

Make sure you format the hard drive. It could be "calling home" and then you're busted. Eventually you might end up committing suicide.

**HemiEd** · 06-25-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by joemomma

snitches are bitches.

Thieves are scum, lower than whale shit on the ocean floor.

IA_Chiefs_fan · 06-25-2007, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

Hopefully a mod does not get the idea of turning you in...

Hopefully a mod does get the idea of turning you in... Seriously, I'm just sitting here thinking of what a total POS you are. I guess I should go talk to my children about watching their stuff because there are a**holes like you out there.

convict1983 · 06-25-2007, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

Thieves are scum, lower than whale shit on the ocean floor.

Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude LEFT his laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???

chiefbowe82 · 06-25-2007, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

Hopefully a mod does not get the idea of turning you in...

I wouldn't hesitate to.

convict1983 · 06-25-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by IA_Chiefs_fan

Hopefully a mod does get the idea of turning you in... Seriously, I'm just sitting here thinking of what a total POS you are. I guess I should go talk to my children about watching their stuff because there are a**holes like you out there.

tell your kids not to leave their lunch money out...or I'll snatch it!!!!

Donger · 06-25-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???

No, I wouldn't. I once chased a guy that was in front of me at the ATM after he left a few hundred bucks at the machine so that I could help him out.

convict1983 · 06-25-2007, 04:42 PM

Oh and for those that are thinking about snitching on me...I am not using that laptop at the moment. I am not even at my house.

**HemiEd** · 06-25-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude LEFT his laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???

No I wouldn't, I have been in a similar situation many times. No justifying being a thief, not to me. What goes around, comes around.

KurtCobain · 06-25-2007, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

Hopefully a mod does not get the idea of turning you in...

snitches are bitches.

06-25-2007, 04:33 PM	#16
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $152448	What are the specs on the laptop? __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
Posts: 150,353

06-25-2007, 04:36 PM	#19
convict1983 Starter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $1000	Neg rep me...why? Its not like I stole from any of you...unless he is a Planet member LOL. There were only a couple of photo albums of his car, cars and him and his buddies. Less than 30 pics. I am sure the guy has another computer. He seemed to be well off and its not like he cared enough for that laptop that I have now. Saved me 800 bucks.
Posts: 154

06-25-2007, 04:36 PM	#20
Valiant Valiant 'The Thread Killer' Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $62958	Hopefully a mod does not get the idea of turning you in...
Posts: 13,229

06-25-2007, 04:38 PM	#21
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $152448	Make sure you format the hard drive. It could be "calling home" and then you're busted. Eventually you might end up committing suicide. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
Posts: 150,353

06-25-2007, 04:42 PM	#28
convict1983 Starter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $1000	Oh and for those that are thinking about snitching on me...I am not using that laptop at the moment. I am not even at my house.
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