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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2007, 04:16 PM   #241
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Close to 42,000 posts?! Damn, you must live on here. I can see why you have such anger now LOL.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:17 PM   #242
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Close to 42,000 posts?! Damn, you must live on here. I can see why you have such anger now LOL.

And, how are you certain he's angry?
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:18 PM   #243
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Close to 42,000 posts?! Damn, you must live on here. I can see why you have such anger now LOL.
It's apparent your a genious, dickthrob.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:20 PM   #244
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Close to 42,000 posts?! Damn, you must live on here. I can see why you have such anger now LOL.
I've been here for almost seven years, fuqtard. Apparently you didn't notice the "August 2000" bit (I assume you can only process a limited number of digits at once).

And I'm not angry. Your pathetic presence, while annoying, isn't worthy of strong emotion.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:29 PM   #245
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WOW, good going there crime dog. What a snitch you are. Were you the type to snitch on your fellow high school classmates cause you knew they were going to have a party with beer there? I bet you were. Just envious that no one ever invited you so you had to take it out on them. So pathetic.
Let's see...who is more pathetic?

A man who puts on a badge, joins the thin blue line, and spends his life helping to ensure we live by the rule of law instead of the law of the jungle?

or....

An attention-whoring, pathetic, sniviling, imbecelic little worm who can't be bothered to respect the property rights of another? Or possibly a sad maltreated little boy who thinks he'll get either get a little "cred" or stir the sh*t on a net forum by boasting about idiotic behavior he's actually too scared to commit?



Here's a hint for you, oh larcenous one....it ain't Denver Chief.

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Your pathetic presence, while annoying, isn't worthy of strong emotion.
Very true.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:36 PM   #246
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Let's see...who is more pathetic?

A man who puts on a badge, joins the thin blue line, and spends his life helping to ensure we live by the rule of law instead of the law of the jungle?

or....

An attention-whoring, pathetic, sniviling, imbecelic little worm who can't be bothered to respect the property rights of another? Or possibly a sad maltreated little boy who thinks he'll get either get a little "cred" or stir the sh*t on a net forum by boasting about idiotic behavior he's actually too scared to commit?



Here's a hint for you, oh larcenous one....it ain't Denver Chief.



Very true.
Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel.

And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).

I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:40 PM   #247
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Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel.

And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).

I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.
What other items have you stolen in the past?
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:40 PM   #248
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Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel.

And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).

I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.
Better keep a close eye on your girlfriend.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:43 PM   #249
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What other items have you stolen in the past?
At a couple of frat parties I went to, I stole some of their DVDs while everyone was past out. They were douche bags so I dont feel bad.

Other than that, nothing really.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:45 PM   #250
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:45 PM   #251
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At a couple of frat parties I went to, I stole some of their DVDs while everyone was past out. They were douche bags so I dont feel bad.

Other than that, nothing really.
Interesting. So, now that you've graduated to a felony, do you have any remorse at all? Do you put yourself in the victim's shoes?

Oh, and it's "passed out," you ****ing moron.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:45 PM   #252
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I wenbt to a movie theater today and you wouldn't believe the number of people who left their cars out unattended.

I figured they were asking for it, and based on the types of cars, had the money... so I stole them.
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It looks like this maybe a Hall of Fame (or shame) thread in the making.

It has the thread maker making himself look like a total ass. Much like John Matrix did. I suppose that it also gives us something to vent on.
Plus fightclub1983 comments back, making this more interesting.

If the mods really wanted to kick him out they would. This makes for good drama so they keep him around i would guess.

When luvs 'I have a date' thread gets that many hits on it, you know this place is getting hard up.

This place was a little bland, this is about the perfect thread, in its own strange way. It gets people stirred up, emotions going. The putz placed himself on a silver platter for all for take an internet punch at him. Hell, why not?
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Interesting. So, now that you've graduated to a felony, do you have any remorse at all? Do you put yourself in the victim's shoes?

Oh, and it's "passed out," you ****ing moron.
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