Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[convict1983]

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

• Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
• Chicks dig guys with bikes (pics to prove it)

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by DaFace

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This guy isn't looking for approval, nor does he really believe the crap he's spewing. He may not even own a motorcycle for all we know. He's getting more entertainment out of reactions like this than anything.

It's the Jerry Springer Effect of the Internet.

A 300 pound woman in a thong rumbles on stage and says she's everything you wish you could be. Hilarity ensues, and she feeds off the laughing (not literally). She says "you're just jealous!". Someone stands up and says "Put a tarp on!", she says "Go to hell, twiggy!". The audience laughs, she laughs, Jerry dies a little inside.

Both parties come away feeling better about themselves, but when the dust settles and everyone has forgotten about the events that took place, I'm still just a guy that wasted 3 minutes of my day while you're still..... you.

In the battle of trolls, Chiefsplanet always wins.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

OK, I'd say Beach Tribe's chick blows away any of the chicks Vulture posted. She love him long time.

[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by Claythan

What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.

For Fun, my friend found out the hard way and had to sell his bike to afford a house. I would wait for sure until i was financially secure.

[jjchieffan]

I doubt he would agree. He thinks his sluts are hot, Phobia's wife is a skank, and TinyEvil's $1.4 million house is a shack. The guy is obviously delisusional.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by jjchieffan

The guy is obviously delisusional.

I don't know about that, but he's clearly delusional.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by jjchieffan

I doubt he would agree. He thinks his sluts are hot, Phobia's wife is a skank, and TinyEvil's $1.4 million house is a shack. The guy is obviously delisusional.

He's a thief too.

[jjchieffan]

Originally Posted by Claythan

I don't know about that, but he's clearly delusional.

:: Nice typo there. I need to add that one in the dictionary. Right next to aluminuminum.

[jjchieffan]

One last post before this thread gets moved. Thanks for the entertainment in this otherwise boring offseason time you delusional, not hot babe getting, idiotic crotch rocket riding DOUCHEBAG

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Yes, I would just like to say I still admire and envy Mr. Vulture. At least in the short-term. Ride the light.

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by beach tribe

Here's my latest.

You lose.

Let's see your bike douchebag.

Impressive.



And you're a sharp looking fella. Yall look good together.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Impressive.



And you're a sharp looking fella. Yall look good together.

Yeah. I generally don't feel attracted to asian chicks but she's a looker.

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Yeah. I generally don't feel attracted to asian chicks but she's a looker.

You want a crazy, wild, sex-beast?? Go oriental.. no lie

[Adept Havelock]

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

You want a crazy, wild, sex-beast?? Go oriental.. no lie

I'd agree with that. I still remember one Korean sweetie I met in college....damn. That woman was impressive.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

You want a crazy, wild, sex-beast?? Go oriental.. no lie

They rove big amelican schrong!

[Mr. Plow]

SPANK ME WITH A RUBBER MONKEY!