Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[convict1983]

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

• Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
• Chicks dig guys with bikes (pics to prove it)

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

[Midnight_Vulture]

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

[kstater]

Originally Posted by Claythan

She has a boyfriend.

So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.

[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by kstater

So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.

She's probably lying..

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

Alright sounds good I think this thread has run its course by now.

There was only a couple of posters willing to show themselves or their wives so I think I won that arguement right there.

Do want you want with this thread then.

I would argue that you've won nothing, but that's beside the point.

Now, in a show of good faith, I recommend that you apologize to Braincase for your idiotic remark.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by kstater

So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.

Probably not. He is kind of a douchebag and they had a nasty phone conversation yesterday.

I suck.

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

She's probably lying..

No, she does. I've seen him.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

BOOYAH!!

[Spott]

Damn, this dude is a tool. Who in the hell brags about getting some chicks phone # and then takes pictures of himself doing it just to prove that he got it?

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.

That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way.

[stlchiefs]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

What's the name of this game?

I win!

[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by beach tribe

Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.

That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way.

Im proud to say i paid off my accord 2 months ago

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Bowser

Jesus, is this loser still trolling for attention?

T minus 23 minutes to thread move.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.

[Spott]

Originally Posted by Claythan

What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.

It's probably fairly easy to afford a car payment when you are living with your parents.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Spott

It's probably fairly easy to afford a car payment when you are living with your parents.

Didn't he claim to make 70k or something?

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

Here's my latest.

You lose.

Let's see your bike douchebag.