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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2007, 03:13 PM   #211
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:28 PM   #212
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According to SDPD they don't have a complaint listed for the address but the victim may have used his home address so...either this douche is lying or this victim didn't report or used a different addy than the restaurant
Can we still have him arrested and roughed up a bit? You know, accidentally hit his head on the roof of the car when he's getting in, but him in a cell with Bubba, stuff like that?
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:03 PM   #213
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:21 PM   #214
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According to SDPD they don't have a complaint listed for the address but the victim may have used his home address so...either this douche is lying or this victim didn't report or used a different addy than the restaurant
WOW, good going there crime dog. What a snitch you are. Were you the type to snitch on your fellow high school classmates cause you knew they were going to have a party with beer there? I bet you were. Just envious that no one ever invited you so you had to take it out on them. So pathetic.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:22 PM   #215
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:26 PM   #216
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WOW, good going there crime dog. What a snitch you are. Were you the type to snitch on your fellow high school classmates cause you knew they were going to have a party with beer there? I bet you were. Just envious that no one ever invited you so you had to take it out on them. So pathetic.


apples to oranges there, showing you have little understanding of how wrong it is to steal several hundreds of hard earned dollars worth of computer from someone, and comparing it to high school popularity contests.

I said my peace earlier, hope you are joking.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:28 PM   #217
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WOW, good going there crime dog. What a snitch you are. Were you the type to snitch on your fellow high school classmates cause you knew they were going to have a party with beer there? I bet you were. Just envious that no one ever invited you so you had to take it out on them. So pathetic.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:29 PM   #218
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WOW, good going there crime dog. What a snitch you are. Were you the type to snitch on your fellow high school classmates cause you knew they were going to have a party with beer there? I bet you were. Just envious that no one ever invited you so you had to take it out on them. So pathetic.
He's a cop, you dipshit.

I call bullshit on this parasite, he stole no laptop.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:33 PM   #219
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Might have more luck contacting the store. I could see someone realizing it was stolen and asking the employees if they saw anyone walk off with it, but then not wanting to go through the hassle of filing a police report thinking that nothing could be done.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:34 PM   #220
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He's a cop, you dipshit.

I call bullshit on this parasite, he stole no laptop.

I agree, but if it was supposed to be a joke, he should have backed out of it by saying so, I don't see the humor.....

but I'm sure there are a few who do.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:36 PM   #221
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:39 PM   #222
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