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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2007, 02:10 PM   #196
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SHUT THE FUGG UP TWAT! By the way, who the fug are you?
Excuse me , who am I?

Well I'm not:
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and why the fugg do you have a problem with me, unless your defending a thief?

Your can go fugg yourself too.
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:11 PM   #197
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:12 PM   #198
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I agree the threadstarter is a douche. But GoChiefs is CLEARLY being sarcastic dumbass n00b!
Not so clearly
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:13 PM   #199
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:13 PM   #200
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Excuse me , who am I?

Well I'm not:
A thief
A liar
lazy
and why the fugg do you have a problem with me, unless your defending a thief?

Your can go fugg yourself too.
Perhaps I was a bit harsh.

Okay. Come here gimme huggy. Okay. GoChiefs was CLEARLY being sarcastic. Everybody knows that the Threadstarter is a dumbass. You are over-reacting to GoChiefs post.
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:14 PM   #201
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I would never steal an $800 laptop, but $800k to suck a dingdong... is that $800k tax free?
I think you may be missing the point.
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:15 PM   #202
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Excuse me , who am I?

Well I'm not:
A thief
A liar
lazy
and why the fugg do you have a problem with me, unless your defending a thief?

Your can go fugg yourself too.
I think that what Mr. Simply Red was trying to say is that Mr. GoChiefs wasn't serious in his post (at least I don't think he was). Rather, he was trying to make a joke vis a vis a sardonic statement.

Unfortunately, you may not have recognized it as such, Mr. LOCOChief. And, as a result, everything's all fugged up now.

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Old 06-26-2007, 02:15 PM   #203
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Someday I'd like to rob LOCOChief blind. The computer, his best silver, his coffee pot, hell maybe I'll drive away in that sweet car of his.
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:16 PM   #204
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:18 PM   #205
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:37 PM   #206
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So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

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And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

may your vigina be infested with a million sand flees!
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:44 PM   #207
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may your vigina be infested with a million sand flees!
What do you have against sand fleas, Mr. Reerun_KC?

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Old 06-26-2007, 03:06 PM   #208
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:10 PM   #209
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He said 'flees' not 'fleas.' And, where else should sand flee other than a vaginga?
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