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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2008, 09:07 AM   #1636
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most of these guy on here might be older that you, but atleast they have a sh*t load more class that you ever will....enough said.
Just about everyone here is older than him, I suspect. Maybe we should go easy on him, as it's likely his Summer Vacation and he's finally got some alone time on Daddy's computer.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:13 AM   #1637
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Your point is well made, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. Gang girls and sluts with orange faces are attracted to bikes.

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Old 06-26-2008, 09:22 AM   #1638
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not sure why you think im vulture. just because I don't agree with you idiots. I love the positive rep though, good to see that others think your fat dbags who have nothing better to do than hate. hate stems directly from jealousy. don't have to be dr phil to know that.Posted via your wifes asshole
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:24 AM   #1639
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I asked for pics of it and the Audi but.........
Oh, there's an Audi also?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:24 AM   #1640
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last night was great. saw some good local music and picked up a little hottie. didn't have to drive home drunk she did right to her loft downtown. pullin some high class ass. you suckers can dream about enjoying kansas city the way I can. Posted via Mobile Device
I'm guessing in real life you are some sort of shut in? Perhaps confined to a chair or your bed? Are you living a fantasy life out over the intraweb? A dream where you score with future welfare-moms who rate a 6.5 on the hotness scale and whose carpets and drapes don't match. Nonetheless you forge boldly on as the superhero Pattern Bald Man?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:27 AM   #1641
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i aint hatin' ...i just think its childish and immature to bring something like this to a chiefs message board...i dont know why anyone would be jealous of a few easy skanks attracted to a fake ass preppy dude. oh well, enjoy the STD's it aint my loss
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:28 AM   #1642
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I'm guessing in real life you are some sort of shut in? Perhaps confined to a chair or your bed? Are you living a fantasy life out over the intraweb? A dream where you score with future welfare-moms who rate a 6.5 on the hotness scale and whose carpets and drapes don't match. Nonetheless you forge boldly on as the superhero Pattern Bald Man?
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You guys are still responding to this chain-jerker?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:29 AM   #1643
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dude vulcan why are you trying to prove yourself such a ladies man. Dude I'm in a wheelchair get more attractive girls than that.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:33 AM   #1644
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Right you are. I thought of that as I was replying; sometimes doing the right thing is boring. It just looked like too much fun!
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:34 AM   #1645
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im not that guy so saying preppie about me is false. I have a bike and use it to get tail sometimes so what. im sure you fat ****s would use a rufie to get laid if you could.Posted via Mobile Device
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:36 AM   #1646
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Now that I'm a no-shirt-wearin', motorcycle ridin', wild & crazy, divorced dude on the prowl, I'm with you, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. I'm soarin' and scorin' with hot babes every night. I'm flickin' hot babes off my shoulder like flies. Nobody on here can believe the super hot babes I hang with and score and stuff. Look out, hot babes!! Midnight FAX is in town!!!

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Old 06-26-2008, 09:36 AM   #1647
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Isn't this thread dead yet? You guys must be bored.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:37 AM   #1648
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I'm guessing in real life you are some sort of shut in? Perhaps confined to a chair or your bed? Are you living a fantasy life out over the intraweb? A dream where you score with future welfare-moms who rate a 6.5 on the hotness scale and whose carpets and drapes don't match. Nonetheless you forge boldly on as the superhero Pattern Bald Man?


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Isn't this thread dead yet? You guys must be bored.

It's the off-season. Nothing like a display of dumbassery from Midnight Vulture Felcher/Whatsmynameagain for some laughs.

It's usually amusing when the kiddos are on Summer Vacation and start playing "Internet Tough Guy" on their parent's computer. Carfeful, Whatsmynameagain...Daddy won't be happy when he gets your text message bill and sends you to spend some "quality time" with your Uncle Chester.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:38 AM   #1649
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Now that I'm a no-shirt-wearin', motorcycle ridin', wild & crazy, divorced dude on the prowl, I'm with you, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. I'm soarin' and scorin' with hot babes every night. I'm flickin' hot babes off my shoulder like flies. Nobody on here can believe the super hot babes I hang with and score and stuff. Look out, hot babes!! Midnight FAX is in town!!!

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Old 06-26-2008, 09:40 AM   #1650
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im not that guy so saying preppie about me is false. I have a bike and use it to get tail sometimes so what. im sure you fat ****s would use a rufie to get laid if you could.Posted via Mobile Device
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