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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2008, 09:10 AM   #1621
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LOL so some of you old folks say "Back in my day I was crazier than you" or " Back in my day I picked up chicks just as hot"

Okay sure gramps now go back to watching Matlock
Ok, admit guys, his ignorance at his age is at least somewhat amusing, no?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:13 AM   #1622
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So, without reading this entire topic was there some point where it was explained what “motorcycle” this guy has that’s pulling the trailer park skank’s he couldn’t otherwise get?
I asked for pics of it and the Audi but.........
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:15 AM   #1623
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Ok, admit guys, his ignorance at his age is at least somewhat amusing, no?
Well, I was pretty stupid at 17 as well.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:17 AM   #1624
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LOL so some of you old folks say "Back in my day I was crazier than you" or " Back in my day I picked up chicks just as hot"

Okay sure gramps now go back to watching Matlock
Vulture, do you like movies with gladiators?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:18 AM   #1625
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Well, I was pretty stupid at 17 as well.
I'll bet you thought you were smart though.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:28 AM   #1626
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LOL so some of you old folks say "Back in my day I was crazier than you" or " Back in my day I picked up chicks just as hot"

Okay sure gramps now go back to watching Matlock

So have you given any thought to what you want to do when you grow up and become a man?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:40 AM   #1627
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:42 AM   #1628
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:47 AM   #1629
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last night was great. saw some good local music and picked up a little hottie. didn't have to drive home drunk she did right to her loft downtown. pullin some high class ass. you suckers can dream about enjoying kansas city the way I can. Posted via Mobile Device
Was she still a hottie once you woke up this morning next to her? Or was it another attack of the beer goggles?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:50 AM   #1630
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Was she still a hottie once you woke up this morning next to her? Or was it another attack of the beer goggles?
I heard he gnawed his arm off to get away this morning.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:55 AM   #1631
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:55 AM   #1632
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That was as good as the Mr. Kotter/Lurch outing.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:00 AM   #1633
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The female impersonation shows at Missie B's do not count as "some good local music." Did "she" have hair on her knuckles?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:02 AM   #1634
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:05 AM   #1635
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Vulture, do you like movies with gladiators?
Gladiators, Turkish prisons, the love scene from "Deliverance"... it's all good for Midnight_Dumbass
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