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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:43 PM   #1546
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:43 PM   #1547
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:44 PM   #1548
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This thread has grown almost as big as my dick since I was here earlyer.

OK a lot bigger than my dick...
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:45 PM   #1549
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Thegirls are average at best. If I were back at 25, I might've hit it, but it would've been out of sympathy.

These days, they that which I tap has to have been an all-state athlete in high school (at a minimum) and have a PhD in an engineering discipline.

Also, virgin territory. I don't like used-up tramps.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:49 PM   #1550
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Thegirls are average at best. If I were back at 25, I might've hit it, but it would've been out of sympathy.

These days, they that which I tap has to have been an all-state athlete in high school (at a minimum) and have a PhD in an engineering discipline.

Also, virgin territory. I don't like used-up tramps.
Is this the same guy that stole your avatar too?
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:50 PM   #1551
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The girls aren't bad but it's pretty obvious that they're skanks. I'm actually more unimpressed that you haven't hit the blond chick yet.

The way she looks I could **** her and not even bother with the 'digits'.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:50 PM   #1552
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What's up with the prematurely bald dude bragging about bagging a 6.5?
About 2 more years that tuft in the middle will be gone.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:51 PM   #1553
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Machete.

He gets ALL the ladies.

Machete.

He's one pissed off Mexican.

Machete.


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Old 06-25-2008, 05:51 PM   #1554
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:52 PM   #1555
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I'm just trying to figure out why this idiot posted a picture of himself and his two favorite "f*g hags".
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I was planning on it, until the jerkasses at Blockbuster split it up on two separate disks.

Double feature at the theater, split onto two disks to make more money as a rental.
Grindhouse was never released as a double feature. Weinstein Company broke it into 2 discs....ostensibly to reduce disk size, but also I'm sure to increase profit.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:57 PM   #1559
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This thread is full of fail and win by everyone. Im just shocked people really care about someone else on this board that much, where a thread like this gets posts.
Eh.. What else is there to do. It's a slow day.
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