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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2008, 06:30 PM   #1531
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"Machete" is the fake trailer before "Grindhouse: Planet Terror" that's being made into a feature film by Robert Rodriguez.

If you haven't seen "Grindhouse", I'd highly recommend it. Especially "Planet Terror".
I was planning on it, until the jerkasses at Blockbuster split it up on two separate disks.

Double feature at the theater, split onto two disks to make more money as a rental.

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Old 06-25-2008, 06:30 PM   #1532
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Yeah because butter face chick is SOOOOOO much hotter. You still don't have any proof that you get laid.
The more I look at that pic, the more I think that was once a guy.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:31 PM   #1533
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Wow. Have the rivers started turning to blood? Locust swarms?
Indeed I had to look twice to make sure what I was reading, but he was dead nuts, right on the mark.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:32 PM   #1534
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I was planning on it, until the jerkasses at Blockbuster split it up on two separate disks.

Double feature at the theater, split onto two disks to make more money as a rental.

That was actually the film company. It's split into two discs when you buy it too.

Do you really just hate Blockbuster that much?
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:32 PM   #1535
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Ha. Hahaha.
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They better just quickly duck into the stadium & keep those caps pulled low.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:33 PM   #1536
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I've always wondered about guys who get thier chest and eyebrows waxed.
Do you go someplace for that? Or do you do it at home?
If you go somewhere, is it embarrassing to be seen going in there?
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:33 PM   #1537
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That is interesting. Which actor starred in Fight Club?
He's busted. Someone call the Atlanta PD about the stolen lap top.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:34 PM   #1538
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You weren't here for the original goatcheese beatdowns in 2002 and 2003. It was brutal. People would back me into a corner and I would go down swinging like a Tazmanian Devil.
Dude, you were kicked into the ditch like a dead rodent along side the road. You are still a strange son of a bitch at times, but you do have some great video.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:34 PM   #1539
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"Machete" is the fake trailer before "Grindhouse: Planet Terror" that's being made into a feature film by Robert Rodriguez.

If you haven't seen "Grindhouse", I'd highly recommend it. Especially "Planet Terror".
That's what I thought. I seem to remember them saying something about "one pissed off Mexican" or something like that in the trailer.

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Old 06-25-2008, 06:35 PM   #1540
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Hmmm. I do 400 crunches a day. Hopefully there will be a pot of ab gold at the end of my rainbow.
400 sounds a little crazy lol. You probably need to work on your technique. If thats not the case and those are legit, then work on your diet. Cardio is best done right when you wake up with no food in your sotmache.

Ps. Id post pictures of myself but I dont think this is the best time or thread lol. Ive got better abs then the douche nozzle thread starter.

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Old 06-25-2008, 06:35 PM   #1541
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That was actually the film company. It's split into two discs when you buy it too.

Do you really just hate Blockbuster that much?
I know, but yeah, BB can suck my ass.

I mean, c'mon.

150 copies of Gigli, but only one of Apocalypse Now?
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:37 PM   #1542
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Dude, you were kicked into the ditch like a dead rodent along side the road. You are still a strange son of a bitch at times, but you do have some great video.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:37 PM   #1543
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Well, I am done clowning on you poor guys for now. I am gonna go ridin now.

Feel free to post pics of your hot wifes or gfs that are sooooo much hotter than the girls I hooked up with.

I do give props to Phobia for at least showing off his skanky wife. major props to him.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:38 PM   #1544
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I've always wondered about guys who get thier chest and eyebrows waxed.
Do you go someplace for that? Or do you do it at home?
If you go somewhere, is it embarrassing to be seen going in there?
He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't stop there. He likely has them wax his apple bag as well. Save that hair there little buddy, judging from your pictures you will need it to super glue to you noggin in about two years to avoid sunburn.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:40 PM   #1545
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He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't stop there. He likely has them wax his apple bag as well. Save that hair there little buddy, judging from your pictures you will need it to super glue to you noggin in about two years to avoid sunburn.
or make a candle with 6 wicks.
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