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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2008, 05:24 PM   #1516
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Wait that pic was of your wife??? Bwahahahaha

Ummm hate to break it to you but she wasnt hot AT ALL. No offense. I am sure her personality is great though.

And my hair is fine. I just had a really short hair cut in one of those pics.

Hate on though.
Yeah because butter face chick is SOOOOOO much hotter. You still don't have any proof that you get laid.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:24 PM   #1517
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So, do you still have that sweet laptop you swiped from the coffeshop?
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:25 PM   #1518
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Jesus.

That's TERRIBLY insulting to GC.
It was meant more as an abuse meter rather than a comparison, to be honest.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:25 PM   #1519
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I still want to know your secret to killer abs.

Also tell us some stories about really slutty chicks.
Its all about body fat, sir. Do you crunches and get your body fat in single didgets and your gold.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:25 PM   #1520
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Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.

I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs.
Ha. Hahaha.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:26 PM   #1521
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Good God, I agree with Dane.
Hurts, don't it?
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:26 PM   #1522
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I thought Machete was Mexican.

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Look at all of the different Spanish people on the right when you scroll down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:26 PM   #1523
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This thread is full of fail and win by everyone. Im just shocked people really care about someone else on this board that much, where a thread like this gets posts.
It's what the Planet is all about.

Internet retard/toughguy/douchebag shows up and talks shit, and we turn him into our own personal punching bag.

Trust me, no one "cares" about this ****stick. But the results are entertaining to say the least.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:27 PM   #1524
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It's what the Planet is all about.

Internet retard/toughguy/douchebag shows up and talks shit, and we turn him into our own personal punching bag.

Trust me, no one "cares" about this ****stick. But the results are entertaining to say the least.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:27 PM   #1525
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No, he was Guatemalan. close, Dane.
"Machete" is the fake trailer before "Grindhouse: Planet Terror" that's being made into a feature film by Robert Rodriguez.

If you haven't seen "Grindhouse", I'd highly recommend it. Especially "Planet Terror".
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:28 PM   #1526
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:28 PM   #1527
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Its all about body fat, sir. Do you crunches and get your body fat in single didgets and your gold.
Hmmm. I do 400 crunches a day. Hopefully there will be a pot of ab gold at the end of my rainbow.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:28 PM   #1528
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Good God, I agree with Dane.
Wow. Have the rivers started turning to blood? Locust swarms?
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:29 PM   #1529
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Jesus.

That's TERRIBLY insulting to GC.
You weren't here for the original goatcheese beatdowns in 2002 and 2003. It was brutal. People would back me into a corner and I would go down swinging like a Tazmanian Devil.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:29 PM   #1530
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Well, I am done clowning on you poor guys for now. I am gonna go ridin now.

Feel free to post pics of your hot wifes or gfs that are sooooo much hotter than the girls I hooked up with.

I do give props to Phobia for at least showing off his skanky wife. major props to him.
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