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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2008, 06:17 PM   #1501
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From last nights thread with Midnight Felcher/Convict1983:

As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.

Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves.



And from the Hall of Classics:



http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=244


In that thread, convict1983 proclaimed he was 24. Apparently he's relocated from CA to GA, but I suspect the only real relocation he's done is from his old bedroom to his cool new place in Mom's basement.

Another year older, but clearly no wiser.



Great minds think alike.

Looks like it's the same little thug with yet another cry for attention.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=437


And there it is.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:17 PM   #1502
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I know somebody that got their ear cut off with a machete because they got caught doing that. be careful what you wish for, you might have to grow your hair longer to cover that hole up.
Machete.

He gets ALL the ladies.

Machete.

He's one pissed off Mexican.

Machete.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:18 PM   #1503
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:18 PM   #1504
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Machete.

He gets ALL the ladies.

Machete.

He's one pissed off Mexican.

Machete.
No, he was Guatemalan. close, Dane.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:19 PM   #1505
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In case anyone cares, I can confirm with about 95% certainty that this is the same dude. Kudos to those who notice posting patterns that well.

And based on that, the dude is just jerkin everyone's chains, so don't let him get to you too much.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:19 PM   #1506
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ALso the original pic WAS NOT taken in my apartment. It was at the blonde girl's place.
But you're not insecure at all.

I'm not nearly as insightful as Donger but I've got a dollar that says your favorite uncle also tells everybody you're his favorite nephew. Why don't you have a seat and tell us about your uncle's hygiene habits and why that smell makes you cry?
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:20 PM   #1507
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:20 PM   #1508
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So, everyone ends up being ugly as hell and possibly homosexual because everyone wants to get the last word.
So true.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:20 PM   #1509
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But you're not insecure at all.

I'm not nearly as insightful as Donger but I've got a dollar that says your favorite uncle also tells everybody you're his favorite nephew. Why don't you have a seat and tell us about your uncle's hygiene habits and why that smell makes you cry?
Ouch! Good job! it's like riding a bike, he's like a mini GoChiefs.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:21 PM   #1510
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I'm not a hater, I just wouldn't classify those "chicks" as hot.

Though it is clearly obvious that you need a motorcycle to pick up ANY "chick".

You certainly wouldn't be able pull any really "hot" chicks with your looks, hairline or stunning personality alone.

Good God, I agree with Dane.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:21 PM   #1511
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Ouch! Good job! it's like riding a bike, he's like a mini GoChiefs.
Jesus.

That's TERRIBLY insulting to GC.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:22 PM   #1512
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Also, if you don't mind, Mr. Midnight_Vulture, can you tell us about the time you got your Grandma to do a strip tease to the tune of "We Built This City On Rock And Roll"?

That's a good one.

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Old 06-25-2008, 06:22 PM   #1513
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This thread is full of fail and win by everyone. Im just shocked people really care about someone else on this board that much, where a thread like this gets posts.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:23 PM   #1514
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:24 PM   #1515
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No, he was Guatemalan. close, Dane.
I thought Machete was Mexican.

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