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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:32 PM   #1441
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I was speaking of an ultimatum something like this:

"OK, well if you want to hit Coach's in River Falls tonight I'll be there waiting for you."

Just, because, you know, neither of them are suggesting crap.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:32 PM   #1442
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Make sure she is too. Game over in that case. Don't get too drunk. Trust me, you won't be able to get your dick hard. No matter how bad you want too.
Hell, I was thinking about popping a viagra.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:32 PM   #1443
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I would imagine that there are plenty of 20ish females out there that would revel at the opportunity to de-virginate a male of that age.
I'd bet the 2nd one is one of those. I think that's a slam dunk.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:33 PM   #1444
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I was speaking of an ultimatum something like this:

"OK, well if you want to hit Coach's in River Falls tonight I'll be there."

Just, because, you know, neither of them are suggesting crap.
Just that will suffice.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:33 PM   #1445
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I was speaking of an ultimatum something like this:

"OK, well if you want to hit Coach's in River Falls tonight I'll be there waiting for you."

Just, because, you know, neither of them are suggesting crap.
"OK, well if you want to hit Coach's in River Falls tonight I'll be there."
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:34 PM   #1446
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:34 PM   #1447
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Hell, I was thinking about popping a viagra.
I wouldn't. Not this time around anyway. You'll need to be able to simulate this shit back home. This is really a perfect opportunity for you to shed that demon.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:34 PM   #1448
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Make sure she is too. Game over in that case. Don't get too drunk. Trust me, you won't be able to get your dick hard. No matter how bad you want too.
And make sure she's not so drunk that she can't consent first.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:35 PM   #1449
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I'll be blitzed out of my mind, I'm sure. Liquid balls. Plus, whiskey dick for faux stamina.
um...first, don't get drunk enough that you slur. seems to be a turn-off.

second, nothing will get you ignored faster than not being able to get your boy up when it comes time for action (from what I hear). again, careful with the booze.

she's a girl. as long as she matches you drink for drink, she'll be toe-up and slipping off her panties before you slur one word.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:35 PM   #1450
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:36 PM   #1451
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um...first, don't get drunk enough that you slur. seems to be a turn-off.

second, nothing will get you ignored faster than not being able to get your boy up when it comes time for action (from what I hear). again, careful with the booze.

she's a girl. as long as she matches you drink for drink, she'll be toe-up and slipping off her panties before you slur one word.
way to lead him down the path of date rape
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:36 PM   #1452
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way to lead him down the path of date rape
Besides he doesn't drink much. If she's matching him, she'll still be sober.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:37 PM   #1453
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I was speaking of an ultimatum something like this:

"OK, well if you want to hit Coach's in River Falls tonight I'll be there waiting for you."

Just, because, you know, neither of them are suggesting crap.
Why don't you find a restaurant where she is and suggest meeting there at a specific time?

Be specific, and for the love of Captain Picard, do not write, "I'll be waiting for you."
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:38 PM   #1454
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I was speaking of an ultimatum something like this:

"OK, well if you want to hit Coach's in River Falls tonight I'll be there waiting for you."

Just, because, you know, neither of them are suggesting crap.
no "waiting for you". sounds too stalkerish.

I would avoid the "well" word too, IMO.
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I'd bet the 2nd one is one of those. I think that's a slam dunk.
The skinny bitch?
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