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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I have a date.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:33 PM   #9166
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She didn't just leave did she? Oh man. You've gotta quit posting that part online bro.
I don't care.

But yeah, that's what I was insinuating. We were snuggling and watching TV and she said she wanted to go get something out of her car, so she put her clothes back on.

I guess her car turned invisible or something? She must be having a hard time finding whatever it is she's looking for.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:35 PM   #9167
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:37 PM   #9168
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she freaking left? you're goddamned gold, dude. the awkward 'do I sleep over, do I leave' is solved--****ing marry this one, mang. she has three things going for her:

1) she gives a mean blowjob (though that will disappear after matrimony)
2) she can stomach you enough to sleep with you
3) she's basically a dude: leaving under suspicious circumstances? she likely has klinefelter's syndrome (look it up: she has a y chromosome)
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:40 PM   #9169
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so she lied and left? That is awesome.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:42 PM   #9170
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so she lied and left? That is awesome.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:43 PM   #9171
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she freaking left? you're goddamned gold, dude. the awkward 'do I sleep over, do I leave' is solved--****ing marry this one, mang. she has three things going for her:

1) she gives a mean blowjob (though that will disappear after matrimony)
2) she can stomach you enough to sleep with you
3) she's basically a dude: leaving under suspicious circumstances? she likely has klinefelter's syndrome (look it up: she has a y chromosome)
She left without telling me she was leaving. She lied to me. She clearly is not interested in me and was appalled a 28-year old guy didn't know how to **** her properly.

But yeah, you do have a point...she left.

By the way, she does have a lot of guy-like tendencies. She fixes cars. Tomboy.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:46 PM   #9172
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:47 PM   #9173
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By the way, I should recount this one in long story format as I have with previous dates. It was an epic night with a heavy flooding rainstorm......going out was really stupid.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:59 PM   #9174
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I guess dinner, a good blowjob and shitty sex with a hot girl is better than jerkin' it alone.
You're supposed to use the other hole with a girl.
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She left without telling me she was leaving. She lied to me. She clearly is not interested in me and was appalled a 28-year old guy didn't know how to **** her properly.

But yeah, you do have a point...she left.

By the way, she does have a lot of guy-like tendencies. She fixes cars. Tomboy.
sounds like a dirty slut...
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she freaking left? you're goddamned gold, dude. the awkward 'do I sleep over, do I leave' is solved--****ing marry this one, mang. she has three things going for her:

1) she gives a mean blowjob (though that will disappear after matrimony)
2) she can stomach you enough to sleep with you
3) she's basically a dude: leaving under suspicious circumstances? she likely has klinefelter's syndrome (look it up: she has a y chromosome)
Hey, whats wrong with having a Y chromosome?? I am a tomboy and take offense to that!!!
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She left without telling me she was leaving. She lied to me. She clearly is not interested in me and was appalled a 28-year old guy didn't know how to **** her properly.

But yeah, you do have a point...she left.

By the way, she does have a lot of guy-like tendencies. She fixes cars. Tomboy.
If you want advice, I will be happy to give you advice about women. First, stop being a pussy!! I have walked out on a few dates in the past year. I told them I was walking out, but I left them there after paying my own tab. On the other hand, I have been left waiting for a call, so it does go both ways. I am starting to think I scare some people because I am such a tomboy.
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