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Mortal Luv
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: OPKS
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not everyone is a sex fiend like some people around here
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Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
Casino cash: $10834731
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You and the bartender 'dating' yet
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Mortal Luv
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Casino cash: $3404
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I would have... but I'm in the middle of a poker tournament.
![]() Edit: Damn it! I lost. ![]() But, now I can respond... Luv, don't forget to be kind and rewind. ![]() Last edited by Lumpy; 05-14-2010 at 09:39 PM.. |
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Smokin
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wichita
Casino cash: $783114
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Who you talkin about, Willis??
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen
Casino cash: $152283
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I guess dinner, a good blowjob and shitty sex with a hot girl is better than jerkin' it alone.
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remember, remember
Join Date: Jul 2002
Casino cash: $18671509
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Down the rabbit hole
Casino cash: $113740971
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen
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I don't know what that is but she had a deep throat.
I really suck at sex, though. Damn. She said she was going outside to get something out of her car. She's taking a long time. Also, 19 year old hooha is odorless. This is twice now that I've come back with nothing.
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Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
Casino cash: $10834731
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SHes probably finishing the job in her car
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Down the rabbit hole
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You need ****ing practice. The best way to accomplish this is to bamboozle some girl into ****ing you repeatedly. At least for a while. Then you won't suck at it so much.
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen
Casino cash: $152283
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Kind of a bitchy thing to do considering I bought her dinner.
Guess she was afraid I was going to tie her to a chair if she tried to leave.
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Down the rabbit hole
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remember, remember
Join Date: Jul 2002
Casino cash: $18671509
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without looking it up on urban dictionary, ponder it for a moment: fonzie from happy days did the 'heeeeey' while giving the thumb's up. y'all married folks know... the fonzie'll get you a tennis bracelet, ladies. (/ralphie may) |
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