I have a date.

[luv]

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

[sedated]

Originally Posted by luv

I don't think he'd want his first time to be with a slut hundreds of miles from home.

pfft, that's a story he can tell his grandkids.

[bogey]

Originally Posted by Claythan

It takes me four gin and tonics to get comfortably numb.

Tonic kills a good gin buzz.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by sedated

don't go for the ultra thin.

yeah and you should definitely tie a knot halfway so it will fit you snug

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Claythan

How the **** would I know? Seriously.

That's why I told you to practice.

However, if things do go well and she puts it on you while giving you a BJ, just hold on to something and pray.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Claythan

How the **** would I know? Seriously.

My apologies. I thought guys sat in their rooms and practiced as teenagers or something.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by luv

I think you're right. He tends to like the wholesome look. I don't think he'd want his first time to be with a slut hundreds of miles from home. Not at this point anyway. Once he's had it, it won't matter where he gets it.

Then again, guys are obviously different than women.

what are you new at this

that's what every guy wants

[sedated]

Originally Posted by luv

My apologies. I thought guys sat in their rooms and practiced as teenagers or something.

no, that's taking off a woman's bra.

that hurdle comes long before having to roll one on.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Claythan

How the **** would I know? Seriously.

If it helps you any, I think it was just last year before I put one on a guy for him. Only time I ever have.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Donger

I viewed dating as a chess game. I'm very patient.

In order for him to be able to effectively date he needs all the tools. Closing is perhaps the most important of them. He needs to close any deal before he can focus on closing the right one. JMO.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by sedated

no, that's taking off a woman's bra.

i used the rip or gnaw technique

[Donger]

Originally Posted by sedated

no, that's taking off a woman's bra.

that hurdle comes long before having to roll one on.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Yeah, I don't want an STD that can't be cured quickly.

It's going to be hard to get an STD from her mouth. From there, put it in her butt if you're that worried that a condom will break.

[sedated]

Originally Posted by J Diddy

i used the rip or gnaw technique

in the right situation scissors add a nice effect.

but that gets old quick.

[Hammock Parties]

At least we got a fun-ass thread out of this.

[luv]

Originally Posted by sedated

no, that's taking off a woman's bra.

that hurdle comes long before having to roll one on.

I have mixed emotions on the bra thing. If a guy can get it off in one snap, then I wonder just how many he's done (at my age, though, probably several). However, it's quick and efficient, and impressive.