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Old 12-19-2004, 11:01 PM  
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So this officer takes my flask and drink today

There I was I had just gotten back to my seat with one of those $5.50 Sprites and had added some Seagrams from my cell phone flask when I hear someone yell,"CSI....incoming,incoming.!!!"

I look up just in time to see an officer and an Arrowhead security guy headed my way and looking right at me.

Knowing I was busted I hand the drink to him and he asks what I poured it from so I show him and he takes my flask saying nothing and turns and leaves.

I decide to get up and follow him because I really would like my flask back.

We get down to the concourse and he pours my drink down a drain then opens the flask and pours the remains of it out.All the while I'm asking to get my flask back and he's saying nothing.

Finally I tell him if he must just kick me out of the game but don't take my flask as it was a gift.

He asks if I'm a season ticket holder and I tell him yes and he replies,"You know if I write you up for this you'll lose your season tickets?"

So now I'm getting angry and tell him,"fine I'm not renewing them next year anyway."

He then makes a comment about what a unique idea the flask is and hands it back to me and walks off.I tell him Merry Christmas as he walks off.

I turn to go back to my seat and the security guy says,"sorry man that dudes got hawk eyes,if it'd be up to me no biggie you were being cool" etc.

Okay,I'm not saying I was right here but c'mon I been goin down to Arrowhead for 12 years,never been kicked out,written up etc. and yet deputy dawg has to act like this.

I can see it if I was being rowdy and starting some shit or something but I don't get it,I can pay $7.75 for a beer to catch a buzz but dare not pay $5.50 for a damn Sprite and add a little holiday cheer.

NOTE TO DELT IF HE READS THIS.........We should probably sit in a different section Christmas Day
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Old 12-19-2004, 11:04 PM   #2
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Old 12-19-2004, 11:11 PM   #3
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Old 12-19-2004, 11:12 PM   #4
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That is why you keep the flask in a hip pocket and do it surreptitiously with the seat in front of you hiding what you are doing.
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Old 12-19-2004, 11:21 PM   #5
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The best way to get booze into the stadium is a Camel Back. Fill it with the mixed drink of your choice and enjoy the game.
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Old 12-19-2004, 11:27 PM   #6
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The best way to get booze into the stadium is a Camel Back. Fill it with the mixed drink of your choice and enjoy the game.
Especially in KC where you have to wear so much clothing to stay warm.
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Old 12-19-2004, 11:34 PM   #7
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At the Raiders Chiefs game last year it was cold. My Camel Back was under my coat and filled with Margaritas. I entered the stadium and the security woman told me to un-zip my coat so she could check me. To my amazement she let me pass without unzipping when I told her my zipper was stuck.
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Old 12-20-2004, 05:47 AM   #8
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It's absolutely insane that grown adults have to sneak booze into a football game and gouge you with expensive drinks.
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Old 12-20-2004, 06:31 AM   #9
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He then makes a comment about what a unique idea the flask is and hands it back to me and walks off.I tell him Merry Christmas as he walks off.

I turn to go back to my seat and the security guy says,"sorry man that dudes got hawk eyes,if it'd be up to me no biggie you were being cool" etc.

Okay,I'm not saying I was right here but c'mon I been goin down to Arrowhead for 12 years,never been kicked out,written up etc. and yet deputy dawg has to act like this.
Hard to believe the guy has to have reading glass's to see the tickets isn't it. And I believe he wished you a Merry Christmas back.
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Old 12-20-2004, 06:48 AM   #10
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We really need to find an email addy where we can all voice our displeasure with shit such as this.
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Old 12-20-2004, 07:07 AM   #11
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I warned somebody about this a few days ago...
They watch the crowd like a hawk.

Not sure if it's worth it as much as seats cost to miss the game over some drinking? Why did you go to the game anyway?

Party up before coming in. Buy a few inside have a good time.
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Old 12-20-2004, 07:51 AM   #12
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We really need to find an email addy where we can all voice our displeasure with shit such as this.
Yeah, maybe we can get some $100 vouchers or something...
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Old 12-20-2004, 07:59 AM   #13
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I warned somebody about this a few days ago...
They watch the crowd like a hawk.

Not sure if it's worth it as much as seats cost to miss the game over some drinking? Why did you go to the game anyway?

Party up before coming in. Buy a few inside have a good time.

Like people don't pay an arm and a leg for the ticket and parking with out dropping $7.50 a brew once inside. If they did not insist on gouging you for beer (as well as everything else), people would probably be a tad bit more complient.
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Old 12-20-2004, 08:25 AM   #14
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Old 12-20-2004, 08:43 AM   #15
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That is awesome! A Cell Phone flask! What will they think of next? I have a plain flask that I fill up in the Bathroom. I have snuck it in many games and never been caught.
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