Life Happy Festivus to one and all

ILChief · 12-23-2011, 08:28 AM

Best episode of them all

**Iowanian** · 12-23-2011, 08:31 AM

I anxiously await the cp airing of grievances.

Dartgod · 12-23-2011, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I anxiously await the cp airing of grievances.

Pfffft...

See any thread for say.....ever.

BigRichard · 12-23-2011, 08:34 AM

You can all go **** yourselves, you are all a bunch of whiney bitches. There, I have aired my grievances.

arrowheadnation · 12-23-2011, 08:39 AM

The only episode of this show that I've seen more than once.

Dayze · 12-23-2011, 08:49 AM

and now, for the Feats of Strength!

**pr_capone** · 12-23-2011, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

and now, for the Feats of Strength!

/queue Billay
//don't have the pic of him flexing as I'm at work
///if someone could post that up so we can all have a laugh at his expense, that would be great

blaise · 12-23-2011, 09:16 AM

My favorite episode is when Jerry puts on the thick glasses and gives the guy $100 for gum.

**Slainte** · 12-23-2011, 10:24 AM

"Stop crying, and fight your father!"

Dartgod · 12-23-2011, 10:41 AM

O Festivus

(To the tune of 'O Christmas Tree')

O Festivus, O Festivus,
Costanza's day, for the rest of us.
An aluminum pole, it's tinsel free,
And feats of strength, who can pin me?
O Festivus, O Festivus,
Costanza's day, for the rest of us.
No raining blows, for sake of a doll,
Just grievances, aired to you all.

O Festivus, O Festivus,
Costanza's day, for the rest of us!

KC Tattoo · 12-23-2011, 10:50 AM

Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George Costanza: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.

mikey23545 · 12-23-2011, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

O Festivus

(To the tune of 'O Christmas Tree')

O Festivus, O Festivus,
Costanza's day, for the rest of us.
An aluminum pole, it's tinsel free,
And feats of strength, who can pin me?
O Festivus, O Festivus,
Costanza's day, for the rest of us.
No raining blows, for sake of a doll,
Just grievances, aired to you all.

O Festivus, O Festivus,
Costanza's day, for the rest of us!

Dartgod · 12-23-2011, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikey23545

I can't take credit.

http://www.festivusweb.com/festivus-songs-carols.htm

12-23-2011, 08:21 AM
ChiefsandO'sfan MVP Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $1368583	Happy Festivus to one and all
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12-23-2011, 08:28 AM	#2
ILChief Veteran Join Date: Jan 2001 Casino cash: $48857	Best episode of them all
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12-23-2011, 08:31 AM	#3
Iowanian Hey Jack! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Jolly Barnyard Casino cash: $417323	I anxiously await the cp airing of grievances. __________________ "Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is silver"
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12-23-2011, 08:34 AM	#5
BigRichard Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $79851	You can all go **** yourselves, you are all a bunch of whiney bitches. There, I have aired my grievances. __________________ "You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez
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12-23-2011, 08:39 AM	#6
arrowheadnation MONTANA #19 Join Date: Mar 2005 Casino cash: $23097	The only episode of this show that I've seen more than once. __________________ I miss the Montana days...
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12-23-2011, 08:49 AM	#7
Dayze Poop Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $1178680	and now, for the Feats of Strength!
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blaise MVP Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $417	My favorite episode is when Jerry puts on the thick glasses and gives the guy $100 for gum.
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12-23-2011, 10:24 AM	#10
Slainte Please speak your mind Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $49576	"Stop crying, and fight your father!" __________________ And the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations Revelation 22:2
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12-23-2011, 10:41 AM	#11
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $376024906	O Festivus (To the tune of 'O Christmas Tree') O Festivus, O Festivus, Costanza's day, for the rest of us. An aluminum pole, it's tinsel free, And feats of strength, who can pin me? O Festivus, O Festivus, Costanza's day, for the rest of us. No raining blows, for sake of a doll, Just grievances, aired to you all. O Festivus, O Festivus, Costanza's day, for the rest of us! __________________ . .
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12-23-2011, 10:50 AM	#12
KC Tattoo SPOT THE PSYCHO Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $55337301	My favorite Seinfeld Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct? George Costanza: Who said that? Mr. Lippman: She did. George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time. Mr. Lippman: You're fired! George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that. __________________ Hungry to hit There’s no contact during the offseason program, and Pro Bowl linebacker Derrick Johnson is just itching to hit somebody. “The offensive guys prance around, make plays, and catch balls,” Johnson said, “and you look at them and say, ‘I could’ve tore you up right there … ’’’
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