ChiefsPlanet Signatures are getting out of hand (again) - Page 8

**Bob Dole** · 05:29 AM

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

**Scorp** · 03-20-2006, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Oh, I know this.

Sig nazis don't have Stukas.

exactly.......... but they do carry smg's!

DomerNKC · 03-20-2006, 06:52 PM

i hate silly signatures, they waste space that could be used for witty banter by intelligent posters.

Nightwish · 03-21-2006, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

So I should nix putting the entire Lord of the Rings saga into a .gif, and then putting it in my sig?

I think you should do a .gif of the "Tweeky dance," y'know, the one he does with the female silver android?

ENDelt260 · 03-21-2006, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp

Why stop there? Why not decide how many times people can post? Better yet.......let's vote on what you can post, and at what time. Yeah that's the ticket.

Damn sig Nazi's!

Holy crap you're a crybaby.

Katipan · 03-21-2006, 05:31 PM

For the most part sigs are retarded and you should all have them turned off anyways.

**Skip Towne** · 03-21-2006, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

For the most part sigs are retarded and you should all have them turned off anyways.

Do us all a favor and delete the sig function while Endelt is out getting drunk.

Katipan · 03-21-2006, 06:50 PM

Just my luck, I picked the impotent mod.

Lzen · 03-21-2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

Just my luck, I picked the impotent mod.

Hey, I think you misspelled important.

Oh.......................wait...............never mind...carry on.

ENDelt260 · 03-21-2006, 08:42 PM

I knew I wore this suit for a reason.

Over-Head · 03-22-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

No, I'm not even using a computer at all.

Ok, I realize I’m both a Ra!der fan AND a Canuck, (which in some poples minds leaves me with a slight IQ disadvantage) but ya got me stumped with this one.

**I can’t imagine anyone with enough time on their hands to use a cell phone or palm thingy

Over-Head · 03-22-2006, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

Just my luck, I picked the impotent mod.

**QuikSsurfer** · 04-09-2006, 05:03 PM

**Bwana** · 04-09-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

****

??

seclark · 04-09-2006, 05:10 PM

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**KcMizzou** · 04-09-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

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I agree.

03-19-2006, 11:05 AM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $90484	Signatures are getting out of hand (again) Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature? Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share. If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with. Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all. Last edited by \|Zach\|; 11-23-2006 at 05:29 AM..
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03-20-2006, 06:52 PM	#107
DomerNKC ND choked Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Kansas City North Casino cash: $213961	i hate silly signatures, they waste space that could be used for witty banter by intelligent posters. __________________ Behold the bitten apple, the power of the tools, but all the knowledge in the world is of no use to fools.
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03-21-2006, 05:31 PM	#110
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $23584	For the most part sigs are retarded and you should all have them turned off anyways. __________________ "I'd rather you hate me for everything I am. Than have you love me for something that I can't."
Posts: 10,653

03-21-2006, 06:50 PM	#112
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $23584	Just my luck, I picked the impotent mod. __________________ "I'd rather you hate me for everything I am. Than have you love me for something that I can't."
Posts: 10,653

03-21-2006, 08:42 PM	#114
ENDelt260 Let's all go down to... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 92107 Casino cash: $827	I knew I wore this suit for a reason. __________________
Posts: 59,095

04-09-2006, 05:03 PM	#117
QuikSsurfer Got swag? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Madison, MS Casino cash: $106949	**** __________________
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04-09-2006, 05:10 PM	#119
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $524	--. ..-. -.-- ... . -.-.
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