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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 03-19-2006, 02:18 PM   #46
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:24 PM   #47
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You might as well say what you mean:







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hey ... my sig doesn't have any gifs or animations
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:26 PM   #48
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They can be done away with as far as I'm concerned. I'm more interested in accessing the BB than some geek's right to free expression.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:29 PM   #49
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:29 PM   #50
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Let's start a sticky to report the offenders, thus saving Bob Dole the time and effort. It's the least we can do to help him out.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:31 PM   #51
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Let's start a sticky to report the offenders, thus saving Bob Dole the time and effort. It's the least we can do to help him out.
I think that is a terrific idea.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:41 PM   #52
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Let's start a sticky to report the offenders, thus saving Bob Dole the time and effort. It's the least we can do to help him out.
shhhhhhhit ...... goatlickbuttscale will be trying to report my sig every other day.

Worthless bastard has a woody for my sigs
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:42 PM   #53
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shhhhhhhit ...... goatlickbuttscale will be trying to report my sig every other day.

Worthless bastard has a woody for my sigs
I kind of get the feeling that a lot of people get a woody for your sigs.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:44 PM   #54
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shhhhhhhit ...... goatlickbuttscale will be trying to report my sig every other day.

Worthless bastard has a woody for my sigs
Perhaps if you resized them to board standards he wouldn't have a woody to report you.

Actually, I'd be more disturbed that he has a woody where you are concerned than anything else.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:47 PM   #55
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Is my sig ok cause i wanted to make sure i did it right.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:55 PM   #56
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Is my sig ok cause i wanted to make sure i did it right.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:56 PM   #57
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lol skip that cold blooded but your right it's missing something.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:57 PM   #58
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Perhaps if you resized them to board standards he wouldn't have a woody to report you.

Actually, I'd be more disturbed that he has a woody where you are concerned than anything else.
my sig has been board standard for quite a well ... so then he started bitching about the file size of my sig.

now i just have quote ... i'm surprised he hasn't found some reason to bitch about that too.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:57 PM   #59
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Old 03-19-2006, 03:06 PM   #60
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Sigs off. I haven't seen one in quite some time. Makes the board a lot easier to read.
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