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Old 01-17-2006, 10:49 AM  
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Psycho ex-stories

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy **** has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:05 PM   #121
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Okay here is another one.

I actually tried the internet dating thing. I actually met a girl playing cards on Yahoo, about a month after I moved out from my ex wife. She invited me to Alberqurque to go to her friends wedding. Which was like months and months away. So she suggested that she come and stay with me for a week so we could get to know each other, that way when I did come down, she wouldn't feel bad introducing me to her daughter.

Now I saw pictures of here on the internet, but when she got off the plane, damn. those pictures did great justice to her. I was so grossed out, I literally left here there at the airport. Anticipating her showing up at my apartment, I unplugged the battery from my car, so I could make an excuse that my battery died. Well she did show up and it was a miserable week. of course I unplugged my battery because the cars battery was supposed to be dead, so we didn't leave the apartment. At this point, things were going to bad that she was sleeping on the sofa.

I asked everyone around if they would pretend driving me around town to get a new battery, but they found this extremely funny and wouldn't help, until the day before she left. We ended up taking the battery with us, so that I wouldn't have to buy a new one. I just put the old one back in.

UGHHH.. that thought of that still makes me ill.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:10 PM   #122
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you just want another story for this thread, don't you?
If you qualify for a story on this thread stay in Olathe, please.









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Old 01-17-2006, 03:12 PM   #123
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I don't feel bad, it just bothers me that she showed up two years later, as I was packing up to leave and all she did was sit on my bed with her hands on her back.

I really think she was planning stabbing me or something.
Back when I was single, I had a rule. If a woman stabbed me, I'd stop seeing her. Unless of course she was really hot, in which case I'd take into account the location and depth of the wound and make my judgment accordingly.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:12 PM   #124
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:16 PM   #125
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:17 PM   #126
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damn you gochiefs, i dont wanna tell the planet members that can ruin good things.

i think he wants me to become single again so that i can end up like him and not have someone in my life.

but im not tellin the story this time. sorry guys. i've learned from these things, and when the other one found out about this she really got pissed, so not this time buddies.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:18 PM   #127
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I have one but she wasn't an ex..

About 10 years ago I was managing a title company in a very rural location. After the manager I replace retired I hired a young man whose wife worked at a Real Estate office in town that also happened to feed us a TON of business. It was little more than two weeks after he brought his wife by the office that I started receiving this messed up letters AT WORK.... Were talking cut and pasted letters from mag's and newspapers. The first was kind of innocent but the 4 that followed were extremely accurate of my daily routine like when I went to the gym and when I was home everyday. I actually saved them uncase it was a nut but later I unfortunately found it was my employees wife by her own admission.

Imagine.... Nasty woman pulls into your driveway, kid in the back seat (like a 1 year old), smoking a cig and obviously drunk to inform you she's your secret admirer.

Then to top it off she peels out of your driveway after you refuse her advances (she actually offered a BJ )...Man that was bad.

Anyho I ended up firing her husband (ended up being worthless) but had to deal with the gunt for about 6 months before she was fired from the Real Estate Co.

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Old 01-17-2006, 03:19 PM   #128
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:21 PM   #129
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Back when I was single, I had a rule. If a woman stabbed me, I'd stop seeing her. Unless of course she was really hot, in which case I'd take into account the location and depth of the wound and make my judgment accordingly.
She would take consideration. Definately the hottest thing I ever had. Lets say she was close to Jessica Simpson. Same body, about the same quality of looks on the face without the ACNE clearing up stuff she promotes. And she loved to give hickies down by the belt buckle to make the guys at practice jealous, when I practiced in skins. Until my Coach finally told me to make the tramp stop it.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:21 PM   #130
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2 things.
1. I think you should tell how the first one ENDED...not the new princess
B. You can tell what you want about the new one....JUST DON'T TELL HER ABOUT THE PLANET!!!!!like I told you LAST TIME.

So.....we know how you met the first one, we know she got your blueberry while your pa was at walmart.....I nEED to know how the story ends.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:26 PM   #131
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2 things.
1. I think you should tell how the first one ENDED...not the new princess
B. You can tell what you want about the new one....JUST DON'T TELL HER ABOUT THE PLANET!!!!!like I told you LAST TIME.

So.....we know how you met the first one, we know she got your blueberry while your pa was at walmart.....I nEED to know how the story ends.
I tell you how it ended in thats it, it ended by lettin her family tell her who to see and her cheating on me.

Thats how it ended.
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B.....JUST DON'T TELL HER ABOUT THE PLANET!!!!!like I told you LAST TIME.


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