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Old 01-17-2006, 10:49 AM  
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I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy **** has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

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Old 01-17-2006, 02:01 PM   #106
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:19 PM   #107
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hum. Back in High School. My girlfriend decided to cheat on me, at the same party that I already nailed her twice at. Of course at this time, I had girls who were jealous of her warning me over her, telling me to keep an eye on that tramp.

So I go looking for her, can't find her anywhere. I walk into my friends parents room, and started walking out when I heard a belt buckle. I go open a doot to a balcony type roof, to see here pinned against the wall and his hands down her pants.

She just looks up and says Oh ****, I said Yep.... Now the guy she was with was a good friend of mine, and since he was on a roof, I didn't really like the idea of getting in a fight on a roof where either one or both of us could fall to severe damage or death. SO I calmly went downstairs and was about to leave her ass, when the parents of the house took my keys. Thank you!!!!! I drank to much, and didn't have any business driving. Anyway, I took up smoking for the next two hours, when I went up to bed. Now this was a party. Everyone was crashing there, so I was sleeping on the floor along with 6 of my other friends while my buddy who hosted the party was nailing one of the girls who told me to watch out.

Anyway, the girl came to apologize. I told her the only way I would forgive her was to hope on top, but naked for everyone to watch. She said NO, I said well good bye then. She then said, well can I at least do it where they can just realize what we are doing with outactually seeing. At that point the guy beside me gave a thumbs up. So me being a young buck went five rounds with her.

Of course I woke up sober the next morning, and told her to get lost. Which we ended up getting hooked back up months later, for one last screw.

Now she went to a different school than me. But my current wife went to her same school. I knew my wife a couple years before this, but she ended up asking my wife, HOW she could get me back, she realizes she screwed up and had to have me back. At that time, I was dating my wife again, so she told her, her chances were not very good, since I was already dating someone. I guess she found out later that it was my wife and went nuts on the schools trophy cases, while screaming my name. Supposedly put her fist through it.

She did show up at my house, just I was leaving to college my Sophmore year This was like two years later. She just laid in my bed with her hands behind her back as I packed for school, while talking to me about how she is all F-ed up now, dropped out of school, blah blah balh. After thinking about that now, I think she may have come over to stab me.

Anyway, the guy didn't get off Free. He just happened to be the QB of our team. I was the Right Guard. I let him get hit a couple times, we hadn't WON a game all year, so why not. Then he got up in my grill and told me to wake up. So I went to block the linebacker like it was a trap play, and the guy lit him up. I remember them asking him where he was, and all he mummbled was I see the white house with purple horses. I was soon replaced by a freshman, with like three games to go.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:34 PM   #108
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hum. Back in High School. My girlfriend decided to cheat on me, at the same party that I already nailed her twice at. Of course at this time, I had girls who were jealous of her warning me over her, telling me to keep an eye on that tramp.

So I go looking for her, can't find her anywhere. I walk into my friends parents room, and started walking out when I heard a belt buckle. I go open a doot to a balcony type roof, to see here pinned against the wall and his hands down her pants.

She just looks up and says Oh ****, I said Yep.... Now the guy she was with was a good friend of mine, and since he was on a roof, I didn't really like the idea of getting in a fight on a roof where either one or both of us could fall to severe damage or death. SO I calmly went downstairs and was about to leave her ass, when the parents of the house took my keys. Thank you!!!!! I drank to much, and didn't have any business driving. Anyway, I took up smoking for the next two hours, when I went up to bed. Now this was a party. Everyone was crashing there, so I was sleeping on the floor along with 6 of my other friends while my buddy who hosted the party was nailing one of the girls who told me to watch out.

Anyway, the girl came to apologize. I told her the only way I would forgive her was to hope on top, but naked for everyone to watch. She said NO, I said well good bye then. She then said, well can I at least do it where they can just realize what we are doing with outactually seeing. At that point the guy beside me gave a thumbs up. So me being a young buck went five rounds with her.

Of course I woke up sober the next morning, and told her to get lost. Which we ended up getting hooked back up months later, for one last screw.

Now she went to a different school than me. But my current wife went to her same school. I knew my wife a couple years before this, but she ended up asking my wife, HOW she could get me back, she realizes she screwed up and had to have me back. At that time, I was dating my wife again, so she told her, her chances were not very good, since I was already dating someone. I guess she found out later that it was my wife and went nuts on the schools trophy cases, while screaming my name. Supposedly put her fist through it.

She did show up at my house, just I was leaving to college my Sophmore year This was like two years later. She just laid in my bed with her hands behind her back as I packed for school, while talking to me about how she is all F-ed up now, dropped out of school, blah blah balh. After thinking about that now, I think she may have come over to stab me.

Anyway, the guy didn't get off Free. He just happened to be the QB of our team. I was the Right Guard. I let him get hit a couple times, we hadn't one a game all year, so why not. Then he got up in my grill and told me to wake up. So I went to block the linebacker like it was a trap play, and the guy lit him up. I remember them asking him where he was, and all he mummbled was I see the white house with purple horses. I was soon replaced by a freshman, with like three games to go.
Dont feel bad man, I got done the same way by a chick that I wanted to marry named Stephanie.

Of course she hasnt stalked me, and im glad she dumped me cause i've found someone better in my life now.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:38 PM   #109
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hum. Back in High School. My girlfriend decided to cheat on me, at the same party that I already nailed her twice at. Of course at this time, I had girls who were jealous of her warning me over her, telling me to keep an eye on that tramp.

So I go looking for her, can't find her anywhere. I walk into my friends parents room, and started walking out when I heard a belt buckle. I go open a doot to a balcony type roof, to see here pinned against the wall and his hands down her pants.

She just looks up and says Oh ****, I said Yep.... Now the guy she was with was a good friend of mine, and since he was on a roof, I didn't really like the idea of getting in a fight on a roof where either one or both of us could fall to severe damage or death. SO I calmly went downstairs and was about to leave her ass, when the parents of the house took my keys. Thank you!!!!! I drank to much, and didn't have any business driving. Anyway, I took up smoking for the next two hours, when I went up to bed. Now this was a party. Everyone was crashing there, so I was sleeping on the floor along with 6 of my other friends while my buddy who hosted the party was nailing one of the girls who told me to watch out.

Anyway, the girl came to apologize. I told her the only way I would forgive her was to hope on top, but naked for everyone to watch. She said NO, I said well good bye then. She then said, well can I at least do it where they can just realize what we are doing with outactually seeing. At that point the guy beside me gave a thumbs up. So me being a young buck went five rounds with her.

Of course I woke up sober the next morning, and told her to get lost. Which we ended up getting hooked back up months later, for one last screw.

Now she went to a different school than me. But my current wife went to her same school. I knew my wife a couple years before this, but she ended up asking my wife, HOW she could get me back, she realizes she screwed up and had to have me back. At that time, I was dating my wife again, so she told her, her chances were not very good, since I was already dating someone. I guess she found out later that it was my wife and went nuts on the schools trophy cases, while screaming my name. Supposedly put her fist through it.

She did show up at my house, just I was leaving to college my Sophmore year This was like two years later. She just laid in my bed with her hands behind her back as I packed for school, while talking to me about how she is all F-ed up now, dropped out of school, blah blah balh. After thinking about that now, I think she may have come over to stab me.

Anyway, the guy didn't get off Free. He just happened to be the QB of our team. I was the Right Guard. I let him get hit a couple times, we hadn't one a game all year, so why not. Then he got up in my grill and told me to wake up. So I went to block the linebacker like it was a trap play, and the guy lit him up. I remember them asking him where he was, and all he mummbled was I see the white house with purple horses. I was soon replaced by a freshman, with like three games to go.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:38 PM   #110
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Dont feel bad man, I got done the same way by a chick that I wanted to marry named Stephanie.

Of course she hasnt stalked me, and im glad she dumped me cause i've found someone better in my life now.
I don't feel bad, it just bothers me that she showed up two years later, as I was packing up to leave and all she did was sit on my bed with her hands on her back.

I really think she was planning stabbing me or something.
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So the whole tennhottieDP didn't work out too well for IIIdognight eh.

noone predicted that here.....
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So the whole tennhottieDP didn't work out too well for IIIdognight eh.

noone predicted that here.....
From what I heard he's getting hitched to someone else now.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:52 PM   #115
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Ok...I was dating this girl for about a year and a half and she was a compulsive liar. I have a son so in order for her to kind of "get in" with me she told me her brother had a daughter that he gave up for adoption...imagine the surprise when I asked her brother how often he got to see her. She told her friends that I hit her which was proven to be untrue and now her friend are my friends. She also tried playing the rape card for which that was proven untrue. Oh the list goes on and on...anything from spending the last year trying to get me back and even saying that if i got her pregnant we could spend the nine months rekindling our relationship to lies about not being with her ex-boyfriend. Oh she showed up at my place one time while i was having a party and caused a big scene by laying down outside my door and yelling. Apt. manager wasn't too happy about that one. That's just a start but I can't recall anything more...it took a huge toll out of me.
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Ok...I was dating this girl for about a year and a half and she was a compulsive liar. I have a son so in order for her to kind of "get in" with me she told me her brother had a daughter that he gave up for adoption...imagine the surprise when I asked her brother how often he got to see her. She told her friends that I hit her which was proven to be untrue and now her friend are my friends. She also tried playing the rape card for which that was proven untrue. Oh the list goes on and on...anything from spending the last year trying to get me back and even saying that if i got her pregnant we could spend the nine months rekindling our relationship to lies about not being with her ex-boyfriend. Oh she showed up at my place one time while i was having a party and caused a big scene by laying down outside my door and yelling. Apt. manager wasn't too happy about that one. That's just a start but I can't recall anything more...it took a huge toll out of me.
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You know I am in the market for an older woman
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