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Old 01-17-2006, 10:49 AM  
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I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy **** has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

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Old 06-15-2007, 03:55 PM   #496
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:58 PM   #497
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My very first boyfriend, who I started to date at 16 and broke up with at 18 stalked me for four years until I graduated college. But I never knew it, until my mom received a letter for me at her home. I read it then. He listed all the places I was at, even the local town library. He had them all down correctly alright. He took it bad, even at the time, much like your girl but he never hurt me or anything.
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Old 06-15-2007, 04:01 PM   #498
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Someone broke up with me later when I was 20 and was a fiance...and that I took very bad. Be kind to her. Just hear what she has to say and acknowledge it. No one likes being rejected. It's just an initial reaction and she'll most likely go through some emotions in an up and down fashion...then settle out. She will let go eventually and get over it.
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Old 06-15-2007, 04:45 PM   #499
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Chop her up, cook her and eat her. Then there wont be any evidence for anyone to find.
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Old 02-22-2014, 04:13 PM   #500
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Old 02-22-2014, 04:34 PM   #501
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Old 02-22-2014, 04:50 PM   #502
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Old 02-22-2014, 04:51 PM   #503
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Old 02-22-2014, 08:41 PM   #504
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Old 02-22-2014, 08:42 PM   #505
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