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Old 01-17-2006, 10:49 AM  
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I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy **** has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:32 AM   #31
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Your lucky you didn't marry her. First they cry, then they sue. I have been pretty lucky in this area I only had one but she wasn't as bad as you guys make yours sound. Fortunately for me she had another ex she could go cry to that wanted to give it another shot. I still remember when they picked her shit up. She told him I might attack him.
I was like "good luck man". I shook his hand and helped him get her shit out of my house. I even offered to buy the poor sap lunch. The look of bewilderment on his face was priceless as I think he began to wonder if what he was doing was the right thing. As soon as she moved I got another place. For 2 years only my closest friends knew my address and my phone number.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:32 AM   #32
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The Bobs suggest breaking up on a Friday in an attempt to avoid any confrontation. Had you followed their advice...
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:33 AM   #33
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Who is the stalker in this situation?
Dang it. Your typing speed has improved since you went over to Warpaint.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:34 AM   #34
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You're still using her for sex, right? She sounds needy and desperate enough to do lots of freaky things in a humiliating attempt to please you. That could pay off handsomely for you.
No, that is wrong and I do not want to encourage her at all.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:35 AM   #35
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No one.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:37 AM   #36
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That's an awesome story. I had a girl I met the night I left for bootcamp - she was enroute to the airforce and I to the Marines. I looked her up when I got back and we hung out a little. After I arrived at Quantico she started with all this "I Love You" and I'm moving there to be with you stuff. I never even hit that. Heh heh. Scary girls.

Shortly after High School I broke up with Krystal to be with my high school sweetheart again. Krystal wasn't very happy about the whole thing so she proceeds to carve Tina's name into her arm with a knife. So, if you see a girl named Krystal walking around with a "Tina" scar on her arm you can ask her if she still takes it in the butt.

I always wondered where my sister got those scars you son of a bitch.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:43 AM   #37
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I don't have a good stalker story, but I've got a semi-lame one from my single days.

I had broken up from a long-time relationship, and moved to a place near my job. After a month or so, she started calling and wanting to get back together, since the married men she was cheating on me with had apparently lost their luster.

Lo and behold, when this woman's lease expired, out of the entire city of St. Louis, she moved to the closest apartment complex possible to my house, even though it was a long drive from her job. She wanted to meet again, and by this time I had already met my wife and was getting serious with her.

In the meantime, my company had had massive layoffs, and I was out the door. I was packing to move to Texas with my future wife when this woman called again and wanted to meet. She'd heard about the layoffs, and wanted to know about my job. I told her I'd been laid off, but everything was fine. She then asked if I was staying in St. Louis. Yep, sure am. Well, tell me if you're going to move, because I really want to stay in touch with you. Yep, sure will. You promise? Yep.

A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:47 AM   #38
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I always wondered where my sister got those scars you son of a bitch.
Perhaps I should have changed the names, no?
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:47 AM   #39
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A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again.
Somebody should go check the basement of your old house in St. Louis.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM   #40
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[Well, tell me if you're going to move, because I really want to stay in touch with you. Yep, sure will. You promise? Yep.

A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again.[/quote]

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I don't really have any psychos following me around stil. They are all pretty normal.

Most of them are married, because the rule is that the guy after me is the one they get married to. Clockwork.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:51 AM   #42
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That was before I figured out the whole basement thing. (Picking teeth.)
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:54 AM   #43
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I miss you...why don't you call me anymore? I drive by your appartment everyday. I even carved your name in my arms next to Tina's.
Sure. Why don't you come over to my place...for dinner.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:54 AM   #44
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That's an awesome story. I had a girl I met the night I left for bootcamp - she was enroute to the airforce and I to the Marines. I looked her up when I got back and we hung out a little. After I arrived at Quantico she started with all this "I Love You" and I'm moving there to be with you stuff. I never even hit that. Heh heh. Scary girls.

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Old 01-17-2006, 12:01 PM   #45
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A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again.
That was mean.
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