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Old 01-17-2006, 10:49 AM  
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I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy **** has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

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Old 01-17-2006, 03:31 PM   #136
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:35 PM   #137
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My story isn't so much about knife pulling or murdering, just a good ole fashioned high school ex boyfriend stalker story....

We broke up, his choice although it should have been mine, and I had moved on. Went on a date with a guy who lived down the street from the ex (big mistake). The guy I went on a date with and I came back to his house and when we drove up, the ex was sitting on the sidewalk, next to my car, in his pajamas with his guitar. When I got out of the car and we walked up to him, he was singing a song about how much he hated me. He and the guy I went on the date with got in a fight....and he ran back to his house with his guitar.
The next night after going out with some friends, I come back home, and he had spray painted "I Love You" on my driveway.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:37 PM   #138
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In high school, one of my friends casually mentioned in a group conversation that he always wanted to have a stalker, so I took it upon myself to leave random notes made from cut-out letters from magazines, cans of spam, and dead flowers, in his locker, and anywhere else I thought he would find them. He thought it was awesome to have a stalker who would leave him cans of spam.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:37 PM   #139
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I don't date younger guys anyway -- especially ones with psycho baggage




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Old 01-17-2006, 03:38 PM   #140
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My story isn't so much about knife pulling or murdering, just a good ole fashioned high school ex boyfriend stalker story....

We broke up, his choice although it should have been mine, and I had moved on. Went on a date with a guy who lived down the street from the ex (big mistake). The guy I went on a date with and I came back to his house and when we drove up, the ex was sitting on the sidewalk, next to my car, in his pajamas with his guitar. When I got out of the car and we walked up to him, he was singing a song about how much he hated me. He and the guy I went on the date with got in a fight....and he ran back to his house with his guitar.
The next night after going out with some friends, I come back home, and he had spray painted "I Love You" on my driveway.
whoa, emo stalker...rep
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:43 PM   #141
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Please note that story is from 10 years ago....
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:44 PM   #142
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We broke up, his choice although it should have been mine, and I had moved on.

sure.

lying to yourself is never the answer.

but whatever gets you through the night...
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:46 PM   #143
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sure.

lying to yourself is never the answer.

but whatever gets you through the night...
yeah, i cried myself to sleep for days and days, he was such a catch!
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:53 PM   #144
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yeah, i cried myself to sleep for days and days, he was such a catch!

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Old 01-17-2006, 03:55 PM   #145
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My fiance's ex-girlfriend called him 20 times in the course of 30 minutes in the middle of the night
After the 16th or 17th call, I would've probably stopped answering.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:58 PM   #146
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I had one that not only left 2 weeks before Christmas ("Dear John" letter), she even took her wrapped presents from under the tree.

"I came home from work one day and the place was empty. She took everything, including the ice cube trays out of the freezer. Seriously now, what kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?"
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:58 PM   #147
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After the 16th or 17th call, I would've probably stopped answering.
I just kept thinking to myself, does she really think that by the 10th call he might just answer it this time??
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Old 01-17-2006, 04:01 PM   #148
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I don't want to be alarmist, but earlier in this thread I told a story about a psycho ex-girlfriend that ended with me moving and not telling her where I lived, and saying, "I never heard from her again." That all happened about 15 years ago.

Well, about 15 minutes ago, someone called my office and asked to speak to me. When my phone person asked for the purpose of the call, the woman said she wanted to surprise me. Same first name as said psycho ex-girlfriend. The person who takes our incoming calls told her that she needed to state a purpose if she wanted to get through, and she just said again, "I want to surprise him. He won't be expecting to hear from me." She wouldn't give a reason and then hung up when she couldn't get past the gatekeeper, saying she would call back later.

That's totally creepy. If I end up dead, somebody give this post to the police.
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Old 01-17-2006, 04:04 PM   #149
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My fiance's ex-girlfriend called him 20 times in the course of 30 minutes in the middle of the night
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Old 01-17-2006, 04:17 PM   #150
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I don't date younger guys anyway -- especially ones with psycho baggage
What about older ones with psycho baggage?

Oh wait, nevermind, you said something about horny old men being a bad thing earlier.

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