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Old 05-26-2005, 04:47 PM  
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I just had an idea regarding the war on terror...

In reflecting upon the reaction that was supposedly triggered by the Newsweek article regarding toilets and holy manuals, I stumbled onto an idea that I thought might work, to some extent, by exploiting these folks' proclivity towards reading American literature and reacting to it. Using empirical or even anecdotal evidence, why not begin the insinuation that all terrorists are homosexuals (NTTAWWT). It could begin as a smaller piece but could be picked up and disseminated by other mouthpieces. Once again, given the reaction that was purported to have originated in a single article, why not give this a try with the idea of sticking with it and making the case as loudly as possible. Hey, terrorists are homosexuals; always have been, probably always will be. (Provide evidence here). You know, Osuma used to do dudes. Yeah, seriously, I thought everybody knew that. It's a sort of release or something.

Honestly (clearly), I haven't thought this one through and I'm certainly not going to spellcheck this as I hurriedly type it. It's not PC and I'm probably pissing off a lot of people, but it would seem that IF the perception of these terrorists was to become one associated with homosexual activity (however tenuously), it might stop at least one terrorist attack. Then again, it might not. Either way, I thought you all could provide some feedback.
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Old 05-26-2005, 05:37 PM   #2
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Maybe we could start an internet urban legend about tattoos and microwave ovens.
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Old 05-26-2005, 05:40 PM   #3
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Old 05-26-2005, 06:51 PM   #4
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Old 05-26-2005, 06:55 PM   #5
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The problem with this idea is that all terrorists really ARE homosexuals and by starting this rumor you are actually providing unintentional assistance to their recruiting efforts.

BTW, this also explains why so much Oakland Rai.ders paraphernalia is found anytime a terrorist kingpin is captured.
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Old 05-26-2005, 07:02 PM   #6
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According to my son who recently returned from Iraq, when it comes to sex the people from that region have a saying:

Women are for babies, men are for fun.

He explained that homosexuality is common among men over there.
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Old 05-26-2005, 09:18 PM   #7
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In reflecting upon the reaction that was supposedly triggered by the Newsweek article regarding toilets and holy manuals, I stumbled onto an idea that I thought might work, to some extent, by exploiting these folks' proclivity towards reading American literature and reacting to it. Using empirical or even anecdotal evidence, why not begin the insinuation that all terrorists are homosexuals (NTTAWWT). It could begin as a smaller piece but could be picked up and disseminated by other mouthpieces. Once again, given the reaction that was purported to have originated in a single article, why not give this a try with the idea of sticking with it and making the case as loudly as possible. Hey, terrorists are homosexuals; always have been, probably always will be. (Provide evidence here). You know, Osuma used to do dudes. Yeah, seriously, I thought everybody knew that. It's a sort of release or something.

Honestly (clearly), I haven't thought this one through and I'm certainly not going to spellcheck this as I hurriedly type it. It's not PC and I'm probably pissing off a lot of people, but it would seem that IF the perception of these terrorists was to become one associated with homosexual activity (however tenuously), it might stop at least one terrorist attack. Then again, it might not. Either way, I thought you all could provide some feedback.
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According to my son who recently returned from Iraq, when it comes to sex the people from that region have a saying:

Women are for babies, men are for fun.

He explained that homosexuality is common among men over there.
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