I just had an idea regarding the war on terror...

Pitt Gorilla · 05-26-2005, 04:47 PM

In reflecting upon the reaction that was supposedly triggered by the Newsweek article regarding toilets and holy manuals, I stumbled onto an idea that I thought might work, to some extent, by exploiting these folks' proclivity towards reading American literature and reacting to it. Using empirical or even anecdotal evidence, why not begin the insinuation that all terrorists are homosexuals (NTTAWWT). It could begin as a smaller piece but could be picked up and disseminated by other mouthpieces. Once again, given the reaction that was purported to have originated in a single article, why not give this a try with the idea of sticking with it and making the case as loudly as possible. Hey, terrorists are homosexuals; always have been, probably always will be. (Provide evidence here). You know, Osuma used to do dudes. Yeah, seriously, I thought everybody knew that. It's a sort of release or something.

Honestly (clearly), I haven't thought this one through and I'm certainly not going to spellcheck this as I hurriedly type it. It's not PC and I'm probably pissing off a lot of people, but it would seem that IF the perception of these terrorists was to become one associated with homosexual activity (however tenuously), it might stop at least one terrorist attack. Then again, it might not. Either way, I thought you all could provide some feedback.

Hydrae · 05-26-2005, 05:37 PM

Maybe we could start an internet urban legend about tattoos and microwave ovens.

ENDelt260 · 05-26-2005, 05:40 PM

You're no Goebbels, but I applaud your creativity nonetheless.

**Rain Man** · 05-26-2005, 06:51 PM

You mean it's not true?

**patteeu** · 05-26-2005, 06:55 PM

The problem with this idea is that all terrorists really ARE homosexuals and by starting this rumor you are actually providing unintentional assistance to their recruiting efforts.

BTW, this also explains why so much Oakland Rai.ders paraphernalia is found anytime a terrorist kingpin is captured.

Inspector · 05-26-2005, 07:02 PM

According to my son who recently returned from Iraq, when it comes to sex the people from that region have a saying:

Women are for babies, men are for fun.

He explained that homosexuality is common among men over there.

**Mr. Kotter** · 05-26-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

In reflecting upon the reaction that was supposedly triggered by the Newsweek article regarding toilets and holy manuals, I stumbled onto an idea that I thought might work, to some extent, by exploiting these folks' proclivity towards reading American literature and reacting to it. Using empirical or even anecdotal evidence, why not begin the insinuation that all terrorists are homosexuals (NTTAWWT). It could begin as a smaller piece but could be picked up and disseminated by other mouthpieces. Once again, given the reaction that was purported to have originated in a single article, why not give this a try with the idea of sticking with it and making the case as loudly as possible. Hey, terrorists are homosexuals; always have been, probably always will be. (Provide evidence here). You know, Osuma used to do dudes. Yeah, seriously, I thought everybody knew that. It's a sort of release or something.

Honestly (clearly), I haven't thought this one through and I'm certainly not going to spellcheck this as I hurriedly type it. It's not PC and I'm probably pissing off a lot of people, but it would seem that IF the perception of these terrorists was to become one associated with homosexual activity (however tenuously), it might stop at least one terrorist attack. Then again, it might not. Either way, I thought you all could provide some feedback.

Your best post....evah!

I'm half-tempted to give you positive rep for it....

Pitt Gorilla · 05-26-2005, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inspector

According to my son who recently returned from Iraq, when it comes to sex the people from that region have a saying:

Women are for babies, men are for fun.

He explained that homosexuality is common among men over there.

Yeah, and we're the infidels...

05-26-2005, 04:47 PM
Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $86520	I just had an idea regarding the war on terror... In reflecting upon the reaction that was supposedly triggered by the Newsweek article regarding toilets and holy manuals, I stumbled onto an idea that I thought might work, to some extent, by exploiting these folks' proclivity towards reading American literature and reacting to it. Using empirical or even anecdotal evidence, why not begin the insinuation that all terrorists are homosexuals (NTTAWWT). It could begin as a smaller piece but could be picked up and disseminated by other mouthpieces. Once again, given the reaction that was purported to have originated in a single article, why not give this a try with the idea of sticking with it and making the case as loudly as possible. Hey, terrorists are homosexuals; always have been, probably always will be. (Provide evidence here). You know, Osuma used to do dudes. Yeah, seriously, I thought everybody knew that. It's a sort of release or something. Honestly (clearly), I haven't thought this one through and I'm certainly not going to spellcheck this as I hurriedly type it. It's not PC and I'm probably pissing off a lot of people, but it would seem that IF the perception of these terrorists was to become one associated with homosexual activity (however tenuously), it might stop at least one terrorist attack. Then again, it might not. Either way, I thought you all could provide some feedback.
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patteeu The 23rd Pillar Join Date: Sep 2002 Casino cash: $416875	The problem with this idea is that all terrorists really ARE homosexuals and by starting this rumor you are actually providing unintentional assistance to their recruiting efforts. BTW, this also explains why so much Oakland Rai.ders paraphernalia is found anytime a terrorist kingpin is captured. __________________ Obamacare’s fix for an American health care system that the federal government long ago broke, is to give the federal government far more power over American health care; that its solution to escalating health costs is to mandate greater health benefits (and, hence, higher costs); and that its solution to the pricey overreliance on pre-paid health plans — offered by insurance companies in lieu of real insurance — is to have the government require Americans to buy those pre-paid health plans under penalty of law.
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