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View Poll Results: What's the worst state in which to be in prison?
Alaska or Hawaii 3 6.00%
Washington or Oregon 0 0%
California or Nevada 14 28.00%
Arizona or New Mexico 1 2.00%
Utah or Colorado 1 2.00%
Idaho or Montana 0 0%
North Dakota or South Dakota 1 2.00%
Wyoming or Nebraska 1 2.00%
Kansas or Oklahoma 2 4.00%
Texas or Louisiana 13 26.00%
Arkansas or Tennessee 0 0%
Mississippi or Alabama 5 10.00%
Florida or Georgia 0 0%
South Carolina or North Carolina 0 0%
Missouri or Iowa 3 6.00%
Minnesota or Wisconsin 0 0%
Illinois or Indiana 1 2.00%
Michigan or Ohio 0 0%
Kentucky or West Virginia 1 2.00%
Virginia or Pennsylvania 1 2.00%
Maryland or Delaware 0 0%
New Jersey or New York 3 6.00%
Connecticut or Rhode Island 0 0%
Massachusetts or Maine 0 0%
New Hampshire or Vermont 0 0%
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:29 PM  
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The worst state prison.

Hypothetical situation: You're minding your own business, and the police bust down your door and arrest you for illegal pit bull ownership, online chatting with a teenage transsexual, or voting for Ralph Nader.

You're jailed and assigned a public defender who is planning a run for city council, so she doesn't have time to defend you. She turns you over to a summer intern from Itawamba Junior College who can never remember if 'guilty' or 'not guilty' means that you're pleading innocent. He guesses wrong, and judge accepts your plea.

The judge just had a bad day because the batteries died on the genitalia enlarger underneath his robe, so he gives you the maximum sentence of 11 years, which will be reduced to 3 if you maintain good behavior and if you'll make him a personalized license plate that reads HUNGJURIST.

Off you go to prison. What would be the state prison that would be worst in which to be incarcerated?

Since we're limited to 25 poll options, I'll enter the states in pairs. Pick the pair that includes your worst state for imprisonment, and let us know which state it is.

Poll coming, as soon as we find 12 angry men to vote on it.
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:33 PM   #2
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:35 PM   #3
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I'd have to go with Louisiana. I just imagine that their prisons would be corrupt, wet, and crawling with roaches.
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:35 PM   #4
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I'm guessing Arkansas or Mississippi since they are among the poorest states.
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:36 PM   #5
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:37 PM   #6
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:45 PM   #7
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Pelican Bay State Prison in Northern California is supposed to house the worst of the worst. Hell hole...
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:49 PM   #8
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:53 PM   #9
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There's a prison about an hour and a 1/2 north of where I live in Lewisburg which, from what I hear, is a pretty tough place to do time. At least back in the day it was.

That's where they sent all the mafioso from New York and New Jersey when they got busted. Paulie Vario (Paulie from Goodfellas), Jimmy "the gent" Burke (that's his real name, not Jimmy Conneway like in the movie) and the rest of their crew all did time.

What does this have to do with your poll you ask...I have no idea.
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Old 05-14-2005, 01:37 PM   #10
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They house some bad individuals at Leavenworth, I don't think I would want to be going to summer camp there.
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Old 05-14-2005, 01:39 PM   #11
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The only way I could make a judgement is knowing which satellite provider they use.
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Old 05-14-2005, 01:40 PM   #12
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The only way I could make a judgement is knowing which satellite provider they use.
yeah, I'd need to know whether they served Coke or Pepsi, and whether the site was PS2 or Xbox.
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Old 05-14-2005, 01:41 PM   #13
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There's a prison about an hour and a 1/2 north of where I live in Lewisburg which, from what I hear, is a pretty tough place to do time. At least back in the day it was.

That's where they sent all the mafioso from New York and New Jersey when they got busted. Paulie Vario (Paulie from Goodfellas), Jimmy "the gent" Burke (that's his real name, not Jimmy Conneway like in the movie) and the rest of their crew all did time.

What does this have to do with your poll you ask...I have no idea.
Those guys probably aren't going to marry you in prison, though. Heck, they might even give you a job when you get out.

I'd think it'd be worse to be in a prison where most of the people are uneducated, dimwitted thugs. (Why did junior high school just flash into my mind?)
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Old 05-14-2005, 01:41 PM   #14
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I went with Wyoming, though it should have been paired with Montana. Mainly because the state pen here, is old and very bad shape from what I hear. And with the brutal winters it is cold as hell, second only to Montana State pen in Deer Lodge.
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Old 05-14-2005, 01:43 PM   #15
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I'm guessing Arkansas or Mississippi since they are among the poorest states.
Wyoming would rank right up there, well it did untill the mineral money started pooring in the last couple years.
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