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Old 02-20-2005, 06:27 PM  
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Marriage Question

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:08 PM   #91
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Oh No..........Poor III's lady just registered. I'll bet my rep on it. I predict more wreckage than the Daytona 500.

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Read this article Closely

"Cops: Gal(met on internet)* Flushed Beau's Genitals
Sunday, February 20, 2005


ANCHORAGE Anchorage (search) police said a woman upset about an impending break-up with her boyfriend cut off the man's penis and flushed it down a toilet.

Utility workers recovered the severed member Sunday morning and surgeons reattached it.

Thirty-five-year-old Kim Tran was charged with first-degree assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.

She was jailed at the Anchorage Jail (search).

At the Sunday arraignment, Tran requested a Vietnamese interpreter and Magistrate Brian Johnson continued the arraignment until Monday with no bail set.

Anchorage Police Department (search) spokeswoman Anita Shell said Tran dropped off the 44-year-old victim at Providence Hospital shortly after midnight.

Shell said investigators determined that the two had argued over a pending break-up.

At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed.

Shell said the woman pulled out a kitchen knife, severed the man's penis and flushed it down the toilet.


Officers arrived at the couple's home and found the woman cleaning up the bloody scene.

Utility workers recovered the man's severed member and surgeons were successful in reattaching it.
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:09 PM   #92
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Oh No..........Poor III's lady just registered. I'll bet my rep on it.
Yep. The username is a dead giveaway. Lets just hope for poor ole Roys sake that none of those threads accidently get "bumped"...
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:10 PM   #93
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:10 PM   #94
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Yep. The username is a dead giveaway. Lets just hope for poor ole Roys sake that none of those threads accidently get "bumped"...
I wonder if it is legit or a joke.
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:12 PM   #95
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:15 PM   #96
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:19 PM   #97
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"***************** WRONG *****************

written by Steve Seskin and Andre Pessis

performed by Waylon Jennings.


Capo on the 2nd fret.

Verse 1:
E A E
It was a picture perfect wedding
A
We had the whole world at our feet
E
Everyone thought we were heading
A
Down some lovers easy street
D
We'd have a house out in the country
A
A picket fence the whole nine yards
E
They said our love would last forever

It was written in the stars


Chorus:
A
Wrong
D
I should have known it all along
E
When the future looks to bright

Can't be anything but right
A
Wrong


Verse 2:
E A E
I was all but devastated
A
When she told me we were through
E
In a while the heartache faded
A
And i found somebody new
D
I swore that this time would be different
A
I had it all figured out
E
I wouldn't make the same mystakes

I knew what love was all about


Chorus.


Chorus (bis):
A
Wrong
D
Everything was going strong
E
The sky was always blue

Thought my dreams had all come true
A
Wrong

A
Wrong
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:30 PM   #98
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Hmmm

I got married at the age of 19 (had an "oops" and "did the right thing"). I'm in my 30's now and still happily married with a great kid. Make a good living, own a 5 bedroom house (well, OK, the bank owns it), have 2 nice cars about 2 years old (OK, bank again), 25k sitting in a retirment fund, 10k liquid savings, and still working on my bachelor's.

Yeah, I ****ed up. Don't do what I did, you'll regret it the rest of your life.

(Although to be totally honest, I never would have married my wife it weren't for the "oops". Best screw up of my life.)
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:31 PM   #99
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:31 PM   #100
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Hmmm

I got married at the age of 19 (had an "oops" and "did the right thing"). I'm in my 30's now and still happily married with a great kid. Make a good living, own a 5 bedroom house (well, OK, the bank owns it), have 2 nice cars about 2 years old (OK, bank again), 25k sitting in a retirment fund, 10k liquid savings, and still working on my bachelor's.

Yeah, I ****ed up. Don't do what I did, you'll regret it the rest of your life.

(Although to be totally honest, I never would have married my wife it weren't for the "oops". Best screw up of my life.)
How long were you dating?
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:35 PM   #101
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:37 PM   #102
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:38 PM   #103
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It got quiet in here once the fiance signed up.
I'm waiting for her to find the thread about all his internet babes and his decision making process ala "ask the Planet members which girl should I pick."

This should be good.
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Old 02-20-2005, 08:46 PM   #105
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You're just caught up in an infatuation, III. Take a couple more months to spend every minute with her; sleep with her every night (maybe even pull the twin beds apart for a few days at a time every once in a while); literally take notes on every time you two fight; study those notes; think in great detail about what it would be like to go through that for 10 years EXCEPT every week for that 10 years, the relationship will deteriorate as much as it did in those couple of months; and then get back to us at the end of that couple months...you won't even want to hear the word "marriage".
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