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Old 02-18-2005, 09:36 PM  
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I just walked in on a coworker...

whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!

I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants...

Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like ****ing Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for).

Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick ****er.

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Old 02-18-2005, 10:19 PM   #31
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What the hell?

I'd imagine he sat down and pointed his browser to Chiefsplanet.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:20 PM   #32
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:21 PM   #33
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:23 PM   #34
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Seen anything good lately? Seems like there's mostly crap in the theatre this time of year. I heard Constantine was a pile of trash.

What does your username mean?
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:24 PM   #35
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Seen anything good lately? Seems like there's mostly crap in the theatre this time of year. I heard Constantine was a pile of trash.

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I'll make another thread... don't wanna turn this one into a movie thread. Fire Me Boy! was the Human Bullet's son/sidekick from the animated The Tick series.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:27 PM   #36
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I'll make another thread... don't wanna turn this one into a movie thread.
Yeah its too classic of a ****ed up story to derail it.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:28 PM   #37
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I can't believe Fire Me Boy is painting himself as the victim in this when he is clearly the bag guy in the situation.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:29 PM   #38
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Yeah, I'm a dickhead. I gave the guy blue balls because I wouldn't let him finish over my keyboard.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:30 PM   #39
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I can't believe Fire Me Boy is painting himself as the victim in this when he is clearly the bag guy in the situation.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:30 PM   #40
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Yeah, I'm a dickhead. I gave the guy blue balls because I wouldn't let him finish over my keyboard.
Bingo.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:32 PM   #41
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Bingo.
I'm gonna hit you with the stick, too.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:33 PM   #42
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I'm gonna hit you with the stick, too.
I could tell you I don't deserve that but its just not true.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:34 PM   #43
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I could tell you I don't deserve that but its just not true.
My wife says I should be careful which "stick" I use... she's a bitch.
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:39 PM   #44
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I think I'm going to have to bump this thread after the weekend is over. Get the regular full-time job guys in on it...
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she's a bitch.
You want me to kick her ass?

I'll do it im crazy.
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