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Old 02-18-2005, 10:36 PM  
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I just walked in on a coworker...

whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!

I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants...

Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like ****ing Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for).

Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick ****er.

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Old 02-18-2005, 11:19 PM   #31
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What the hell?

I'd imagine he sat down and pointed his browser to Chiefsplanet.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:20 PM   #32
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:21 PM   #33
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:23 PM   #34
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Seen anything good lately? Seems like there's mostly crap in the theatre this time of year. I heard Constantine was a pile of trash.

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Old 02-18-2005, 11:24 PM   #35
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Seen anything good lately? Seems like there's mostly crap in the theatre this time of year. I heard Constantine was a pile of trash.

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I'll make another thread... don't wanna turn this one into a movie thread. Fire Me Boy! was the Human Bullet's son/sidekick from the animated The Tick series.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:27 PM   #36
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I'll make another thread... don't wanna turn this one into a movie thread.
Yeah its too classic of a ****ed up story to derail it.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:28 PM   #37
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I can't believe Fire Me Boy is painting himself as the victim in this when he is clearly the bag guy in the situation.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:29 PM   #38
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Yeah, I'm a dickhead. I gave the guy blue balls because I wouldn't let him finish over my keyboard.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:30 PM   #39
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I can't believe Fire Me Boy is painting himself as the victim in this when he is clearly the bag guy in the situation.
Yeah no dorm room style jiggle of the doorknob
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Yeah, I'm a dickhead. I gave the guy blue balls because I wouldn't let him finish over my keyboard.
Bingo.
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Bingo.
I'm gonna hit you with the stick, too.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:33 PM   #42
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I'm gonna hit you with the stick, too.
I could tell you I don't deserve that but its just not true.
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I could tell you I don't deserve that but its just not true.
My wife says I should be careful which "stick" I use... she's a bitch.
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I think I'm going to have to bump this thread after the weekend is over. Get the regular full-time job guys in on it...
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she's a bitch.
You want me to kick her ass?

I'll do it im crazy.
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