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Old 01-21-2005, 09:55 PM  
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OK, why would straight people do it in da butt?
Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot?

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know....
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:52 PM   #106
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But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...
There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:54 PM   #107
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There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...
I think FC was not referring to the act itself, only the thought of his daughter talking about it with him.
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:00 PM   #108
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Haha, your daughters take it in the ass.

that made me laugh hard... sorry Roscoe, butt I had to rep him.
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:03 PM   #109
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and Pink, didn't "look" the type
You don't understand why someone would wanna get ****ed in the ass, but you're able to spot "the type"?
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:04 PM   #110
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You don't understand why someone would wanna get ****ed in the ass, but you're able to spot "the type"?
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:06 PM   #111
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Feels good? THAT can't be the explanation....can it?
WTF? No, I perform sex acts because they're unpleasant.
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:07 PM   #112
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Phil keeps talkin' about it; as well as others...and this whole "gay" thing....I just don't get it. Really.

It's only gay if the person you're ****ing in the ass is a dude.
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:09 PM   #113
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It's only gay if the person you're ****ing in the ass is a dude.
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:09 PM   #114
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But it still don't sound appealin'. I mean, when you can have Filet Mignon, why settle for a bologna sandwich?
So, you've never poked a girl in the pooper, but you already know it's a baloney sandwich to the puss's filet mignon?
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:09 PM   #115
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WTF? No, I perform sex acts because they're unpleasant.
Like I said before. It is obvious people do it to piss off the "religious right."

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Old 01-22-2005, 01:09 PM   #116
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You want the reason, that I have found that most women will take it up the ass...

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alcohol.
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I have done everything I know sexually (shocker, dirty sanchez, etc...) but I can say I have never tossed a girls salad... its one thing to stick a member there, its another to stick your tongue.
Nothing feels quite as good as a tongue in the asshole.
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:13 PM   #118
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Feeling good isn't an option? I suppose Gay people do it because they are... bored?

Parcheesi is far less invasive.


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Old 01-22-2005, 01:14 PM   #119
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Nothing feels quite as good as a tongue in the asshole.

If we ever meet at a function, I'm going to make sure that you mark your beer glass.
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