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Old 12-20-2004, 12:01 AM  
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So this officer takes my flask and drink today

There I was I had just gotten back to my seat with one of those $5.50 Sprites and had added some Seagrams from my cell phone flask when I hear someone yell,"CSI....incoming,incoming.!!!"

I look up just in time to see an officer and an Arrowhead security guy headed my way and looking right at me.

Knowing I was busted I hand the drink to him and he asks what I poured it from so I show him and he takes my flask saying nothing and turns and leaves.

I decide to get up and follow him because I really would like my flask back.

We get down to the concourse and he pours my drink down a drain then opens the flask and pours the remains of it out.All the while I'm asking to get my flask back and he's saying nothing.

Finally I tell him if he must just kick me out of the game but don't take my flask as it was a gift.

He asks if I'm a season ticket holder and I tell him yes and he replies,"You know if I write you up for this you'll lose your season tickets?"

So now I'm getting angry and tell him,"fine I'm not renewing them next year anyway."

He then makes a comment about what a unique idea the flask is and hands it back to me and walks off.I tell him Merry Christmas as he walks off.

I turn to go back to my seat and the security guy says,"sorry man that dudes got hawk eyes,if it'd be up to me no biggie you were being cool" etc.

Okay,I'm not saying I was right here but c'mon I been goin down to Arrowhead for 12 years,never been kicked out,written up etc. and yet deputy dawg has to act like this.

I can see it if I was being rowdy and starting some shit or something but I don't get it,I can pay $7.75 for a beer to catch a buzz but dare not pay $5.50 for a damn Sprite and add a little holiday cheer.

NOTE TO DELT IF HE READS THIS.........We should probably sit in a different section Christmas Day
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Old 12-20-2004, 01:04 PM   #31
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The only reason they messed with you is because the Chiefs sell mixed drinks in Arrowhead, and you beat King Carl out of $7! Follow the money...follow the money...
What about the $5.50 I dropped for a Sprite?
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Old 12-20-2004, 02:30 PM   #32
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Where do the Chiefs sell Mixed Drinks in Arrowhead?
Upper deck concession stands sell hot chocolate with a shot of peppermint schnapps for $6.00.
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:24 PM   #33
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What about the $5.50 I dropped for a Sprite?
So, I sit down with NZoner and his pals, and at the start of the game they notice "Deputy Dog". He comes walking up to our row w/ a big grin on his face, and folks are shouting, "He's comin' for ya!"

He comes up and says, "You should know, I'm an avid ChiefsPlanet poster." And hands NZoner a printout of this thread. He then says, "I've got something for you." And walks off.

Returns a few minutes later with a cup in hand. "I believe there was a matter of a Sprite?"

He wouldn't tell us his username. But, if I find out, it's getting changed.
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:25 PM   #34
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Hard to believe the guy has to have reading glass's to see the tickets isn't it. And I believe he wished you a Merry Christmas back.
Oh, I think we have a winner.
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:28 PM   #35
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I think we should change his name to Maranda.
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:28 PM   #36
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:30 PM   #37
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I think we should change his name to Maranda.
I just changed his title to "Deputy Dawg".

I don't know how often he logs in. I'd hate for him to have trouble.
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:39 PM   #38
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:40 PM   #39
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:40 PM   #40
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:45 PM   #41
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What happened to Endelt's rep?
I was better at going from maxed out, to very negative than Rain Man.

Haha, Rain Man's a loser!
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:47 PM   #42
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Wish thread.
The weird thing about that thread was I got pos rep, from chiefs4me, for a post that had nothing to do with her, and the comment was, "that wasn't a very nice thing you said about me,"

I don't even know what the **** to make of that.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:23 PM   #43
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I just changed his title to "Deputy Dawg".

I don't know how often he logs in. I'd hate for him to have trouble.

Now thats too funny! Enjoyed meeting you guys. And getting that $5.50 off my chest!
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:36 PM   #44
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:38 PM   #45
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Now thats too funny! Enjoyed meeting you guys. And getting that $5.50 off my chest!
Here he is guys, Nzoner's tormentor. Come gang up on this jack booted Nazi.
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