Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms

[Rain Man]

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Vote for me and...uh...i'll share a entertaining life story in the story thread?

Click clack pop. Click clack pop. Die detox die.

[Rain Man]

The battle continues. Sweat drips into their eyes. A wandering crab stops and observes.

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by canoworms

Click clack pop. Click clack pop. Die detox die.

One rock up against yo block and you drop plop plop gonna have to call a cop and trace you with body chalk.

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The battle continues. Sweat drips into their eyes. A wandering crab stops and observes.

I pick up the crab and hang it from detox's nose. He's at 12%.

[Rain Man]

The three attractive women who were preparing to reward the winner with a foursome get bored and head to the nearby beach hotel to have a threesome on their own.

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The three attractive women who were preparing to reward the winner with a foursome get bored and head to the nearby beach hotel to have a threesome on their own.

Whoa no no no.

There are no attractive women waiting for Canoworms. They're here to cheer me on, and only me.

My home venue, remember?

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Whoa no no no.

There are no attractive women waiting for Canoworms. They're here to cheer me on, and only me.

My home venue, remember?

Apparently they were less than impressed. Besides the poison affects all bodily functions.

[Rain Man]

The battle rages on.

Next vote wins it.

[Rain Man]

Since you're both here, I'll give you another option to settle the deadlock. There's a bus outside my office window, and it has a number on top of it. Is that number even or odd?
You both have to make a guess for me to reveal it, and if we get another vote before I post the picture, the vote overrides everything.

So...even or odd?

[Shoes]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Since you're both here, I'll give you another option to settle the deadlock. There's a bus outside my office window, and it has a number on top of it. Is that number even or odd?
You both have to make a guess for me to reveal it, and if we get another vote before I post the picture, the vote overrides everything.

So...even or odd?

I may have broken the deadlock.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Shoes

I may have broken the deadlock.

The thigh bone breaks and canoworms, suddenly aware of advanced toolmaking ability, jams the sharpened shard into Detoxing, then slowly rises and dusts the sand off before finding those three women. canoworms moves to Round 2.

[cdcox]

Woo and hoo!!!!!

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The thigh bone breaks and canoworms, suddenly aware of advanced toolmaking ability, jams the sharpened shard into Detoxing, then slowly rises and dusts the sand off before finding those three women. canoworms moves to Round 2.

Uh...no.

It's tied, buddy. Nice try though. It's not over yet.

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by canoworms

Woo and hoo!!!!!

Nope. Still tied.

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Uh...no.

It's tied, buddy. Nice try though. It's not over yet.

Apparently dead men do tell lies.