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Old 03-06-2013, 02:06 PM  
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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach.

Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.

Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.

A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm
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Old 03-06-2013, 07:25 PM   #46
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Old 03-06-2013, 07:50 PM   #48
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Old 03-06-2013, 08:54 PM   #49
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Old 03-06-2013, 09:36 PM   #50
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"Hey, she screamed out something earlier. Sure sounded like 'Eat me' to me. You're aware that, due to instinct, I can't be held accountable for the events that followed, right?"




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Old 03-06-2013, 09:47 PM   #51
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Getting mauled to death by a lion whilst having sex, (edit: not with the lion), is last on my bucket list.
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A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend,
It's pretty insensitive they had to mention the specific orifice they were utilizing at the time of the attack, aren't some details too much?
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There was a lion attack today in Cali. Not many details. Alittle disappointed this wasn't the same story. Or is it some international wildcat nookie day?
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would you have saved her or just run away like a coward?
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would you have saved her or just run away like a coward?
I would have yelled out a heart-felt THANK YOU as I was running away like a coward.

Seriously, it's a lion, and you're unarmed and naked. No need to be the sub-Saharan Timothy Treadwell if your girlfriend decided to take one for the team.
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