Psycho ex-stories - Page 20

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

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Amnorix · 01-17-2006, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

We didn't live together. She seemed not at all concerned about going home, and she made no mention of it. Read carefully:

SHE WENT PSYCHO OVER ICE CREAM.

You went psycho over it first. She's eating her ice cream in some weird-ass way, and you make a comment and plan to kick her out over it.

IMHO, you're both whacked.

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

You didn't smell the magic I unleashed after I got back home. Tell me I didn't really have to shit.

You failed to mention that you had children.

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Heh. Do you think that she liked feeling (yes, feeling) that he valued his socks more than her feelings?

Her feelings have not a damn thing to do with the fact that the socks did not belong to her. One's feelings should not be cause for the refusal to return someone else's property.

Unless of course you are a woman it would seem, then theft is perfectably justifiable.

**Nzoner** · 01-17-2006, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Who the fuck is Dr. Phil?

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Oh sit down...

..I was thinking maybe he could buy another pair of his favorite socks...you know, so if anything happened to one pair, he had another...

Being a woman, you would think like that versus thinking the broad could buy her own pair. Thus leaving DJay sans worry of anything happening to his pair.

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

I fail to see why you'd give a shit if a girl needed to take a breather in your bathroom.

I further fail to see why any guy would date a girl that he had to worry about in that manner.

Even worse, I fail to see why he had to have his socks back.

He's just a snot.

You fail to see the obvious because you are a woman.

If a girl takes a "breather" in the bathroom, it means she is upset.

He would be in far bigger trouble if he had left her alone.

But, like the woman that you are, you twist everything around to make the man the villain.

And he should keep his socks. fuck that crazy ho. Why should he buy new socks cause that b!tch was being a fuqtard?

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

Her feelings have not a damn thing to do with the fact that the socks did not belong to her. One's feelings should not be cause for the refusal to return someone else's property.

Unless of course you are a woman it would seem, then theft is perfectably justifiable.

Unless you wish to live the bachelor life forever, you might want to merely accept the fact that women think (and feel) very differently than most men. A generalization, yes, but founded in truth. And, winning and the constant application of logic are NOT the goals.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

A gay doctor?

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

You fail to see the obvious because you are a woman.

If a girl takes a "breather" in the bathroom, it means she is upset.

He would be in far bigger trouble if he had left her alone.

But, like the woman that you are, you twist everything around to make the man the villain.

And he should keep his socks. fuck that crazy ho. Why should he buy new socks cause that b!tch was being a fuqtard?

When I want to be left alone, it's pretty obvious. And the men in my world just leave me alone.

Unreal the girls you bundle of stickss date.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

You went psycho over it first. She's eating her ice cream in some weird-ass way, and you make a comment and plan to kick her out over it.

IMHO, you're both whacked.

No one ate ice cream that night. we didn't get that far. She was picking all of the peanut butter out of the carton. Tell me you wouldn't make a comment about that if you were already pissy. On second thought, don't tell me that because I won't believe you.

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

your wife is a lucky woman.

Mer, if some guy actually does all this crzy bullshit that women want (or say they want), you would dump them because he is a p^ssy.

Women don't know what they want, therefore they are all crazy.

I just want something warm to put my d!ck in (preferably that smells nice).

But I put up with all the bullshit that goes along with it.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

Mer, if some guy actually does all this crzy bullshit that women want (or say they want), you would dump them because he is a p^ssy.

Women don't know what they want, therefore they are all crazy.

I just want something warm to put my d!ck in (preferably that smells nice).

But I put up with all the bullshit that goes along with it.

Wow. I'm sure that the quality of your "warm things to put your dick in" is fantastic.

SLAG · 01-17-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

I just want something warm to put my d!ck in (preferably that smells nice).

**He wasnt Serious about this qualification

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SLAG02

**He wasnt Serious about this qualification

Obviously, unless of course, his d*ck can smell.

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

He would be in far bigger trouble if he had left her alone.

Actually, "leave her alone" is pretty much the universal answer.

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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