Psycho ex-stories - Page 30

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

03-02-2006, 05:30 PM

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duncan_idaho · 03-02-2006, 05:34 PM

First time I've posted a pic here... kind of strange...

She's the brunette on the left.

This, apparently, is all I've got handy...

duncan_idaho · 03-02-2006, 05:39 PM

Here's a slightly better pic of her...

03-02-2006, 05:42 PM

Who is the sweet looking guy?

**Donger** · 03-02-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Here's a slightly better pic of her...

I can feel it coming. It will be here soon.

duncan_idaho · 03-02-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Who is the sweet looking guy?

Um... let's see... that's the boyfriend of the other girl from the first photo.

03-02-2006, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Um... let's see... that's the boyfriend of the other girl from the first photo.

Shit, I was going for an insult. Heh.

kaplin42 · 03-03-2006, 01:09 PM

This thread by far has been one of the most entertaining threads ever.

So I will add my story.

I dated this girl for 4 years, from when I was 17 till after I turned 21. I finally realized that I wasn't going to marry her, and so I thought the best thing was to end the relationship. I did so maturely, as polite and honest as I could. I did it on a saturday morning after I spent friday night packing everything. That way when it was done, she could take her stuff and go, no reason to have the whole long ordeal play out longer then it has too. So on monday morning I wake up (alone) in my own bed at 9am. And there she is standing right in front of my bed looking at me and crying. She had broken into my house because she needed to see me. So then I put my pants on and go to the bathroom. I come out to tell her that she has to leave and that we are over with, when I see her sitting at my dinning room table with all her Prozac pills emptied out and she is getting ready to take them all. I had to call her dad, who I never really got along with, and tell him to come pick up his crazy daughter, and that she is getting ready to O.D. on her pills. So pops comes over and picks her up and then starts given me a hard time, until I explain that she broke into my house. Then he looks at her and says "Lets go".

This was a lesson to me that I should never date girls that take prozac type drugs.

**Saulbadguy** · 03-03-2006, 01:14 PM

I would have sat down and ate the ice cream.

**Saulbadguy** · 03-03-2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by kaplin42

This was a lesson to me that I should never date girls that take prozac type drugs.

Ya don't say?

**Saulbadguy** · 03-03-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

That's your answer to everything, isn't it?

Why would you let the perfectly good ice cream go to waste? If the bitch wants to lock herself in the bathroom, who gives a shit? She'll still be there. The ice cream will melt.

**Saulbadguy** · 03-03-2006, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

It wasn't perfectly good anymore, silly. She'd ruined it.

It still had chocolate in it. I'm assuming she didn't take out ALL the peanut butter chunks.

duncan_idaho · 03-03-2006, 01:41 PM

I don't know if she needed prozac, but the girl I was talking about was the most emotionally fragile one I've dated. (This includes the one on medication for crowd anxiety). She cried more often and easily than any person I've ever known... she once started crying because she thought the bartender yelled at her... the emotional fragility was one of the reasons for the breakup.

And don't even get me started on the other girl from that picture I posted... she played my best friend and I off each other like a fiddle.

go bo · 03-03-2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

My god.
What the hell kind of girls are you dating?

There's a whole slew of other things she could have been doing.

Like. OH I DUNNO. washing her face and reapplying her makeup.
Or just getting a break from being bitched at about nothing.

I can bet there isn't a guy in this world that I've ever dated that would worry about his toothbrush if I locked myself in his bathroom.

darlin', if you locked yourself in my bathroom, i'd give you the freakin' toothbrush...

D

Katipan · 03-03-2006, 04:51 PM

awww.

Does it vibrate?

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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kaplin42 Thats Right, Sniff the Glue!!! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: tubbytronic superdome Casino cash: $10007177	This thread by far has been one of the most entertaining threads ever. So I will add my story. I dated this girl for 4 years, from when I was 17 till after I turned 21. I finally realized that I wasn't going to marry her, and so I thought the best thing was to end the relationship. I did so maturely, as polite and honest as I could. I did it on a saturday morning after I spent friday night packing everything. That way when it was done, she could take her stuff and go, no reason to have the whole long ordeal play out longer then it has too. So on monday morning I wake up (alone) in my own bed at 9am. And there she is standing right in front of my bed looking at me and crying. She had broken into my house because she needed to see me. So then I put my pants on and go to the bathroom. I come out to tell her that she has to leave and that we are over with, when I see her sitting at my dinning room table with all her Prozac pills emptied out and she is getting ready to take them all. I had to call her dad, who I never really got along with, and tell him to come pick up his crazy daughter, and that she is getting ready to O.D. on her pills. So pops comes over and picks her up and then starts given me a hard time, until I explain that she broke into my house. Then he looks at her and says "Lets go". This was a lesson to me that I should never date girls that take prozac type drugs.
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03-03-2006, 01:41 PM	#448
duncan_idaho M-I-Z-Z-O-U Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $1840308	I don't know if she needed prozac, but the girl I was talking about was the most emotionally fragile one I've dated. (This includes the one on medication for crowd anxiety). She cried more often and easily than any person I've ever known... she once started crying because she thought the bartender yelled at her... the emotional fragility was one of the reasons for the breakup. And don't even get me started on the other girl from that picture I posted... she played my best friend and I off each other like a fiddle. __________________ "You gotta love livin', cause dying is a pain in the ass." ---- Sinatra
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