*** Official Royal Jack Shits vs Bowel Moving A'ssholes GDT 08/02/14 ***

[ROYC75]

We got a much needed win from an excellent start out of Guthrie last night. Today Vargas comes back from the D/L to make a start against a real pain in the ass Royal killer( Lester ) .

It's a tall order, but it's baseball, so let's go get them again.

Worth noting
• Hitters No. 2 through No. 6 for the Royal JackShits finished 0-for-16 with six strikeouts on Friday.

This shit isn't going to cut it for a win very often!
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Royals @ A's

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Saturday, August 2, 2014
Royals @ Athletics

(56-52)
(66-42)

Saturday 8/2, 4:05 PM ET at O.co Coliseum
Radio: KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network OAK: 95.7 FM The Game, KIQI 1010
TV: KC: FSKC OAK: CSNCA

Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Aoki, N, RF .262 0 17 9 - - - -
Infante, O, 2B .262 5 49 4 6 .333 0 0
Perez, S, DH .272 12 39 1 2 .500 0 0
Butler, B, 1B .267 5 41 0 17 .235 0 1
Gordon, A, LF .273 9 47 7 14 .143 0 2
Kratz, E, C .198 3 10 0 - - - -
Cain, L, CF .297 3 37 15 8 .250 0 0
Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 42 0 7 .429 0 3
Escobar, A, SS .275 2 32 23 10 .300 0 1

SP- Jason Vargas
2014 season
8-4, 3.31 ERA, 1.23 WHIP, 82 Ks
vs. Athletics last 5 years
0-0, 0.00 ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks

Athletics 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Fuld, S, CF .264 2 21 13 6 .000 0 0
Lowrie, J, SS .239 5 40 0 16 .375 0 1
Donaldson, J, 3B .248 23 76 4 18 .056 1 2
Norris, D, C .300 9 40 2 16 .188 0 0
Gomes, J, LF .234 6 32 0 15 .067 1 3
Vogt, S, 1B .342 5 23 1 - - - -
Callaspo, A, DH .231 3 33 0 22 .227 0 1
Reddick, J, RF .252 6 28 1 24 .208 1 1
Punto, N, 2B .203 2 12 3 6 .167 0 0

SP- Jon Lester
2014 season
10-7, 2.52 ERA, 1.12 WHIP, 149 Ks
vs. Royals last 5 years
4-2, 1.59 ERA, 1.19 WHIP, 35 Ks

[stonedstooge]

Hello ladies. WAY TO PITCH VARGAS

[chefsos]

I'm beginning to notice that the A's whine about strike calls an awful lot.

[C3HIEF3S]

A lot of gray area in the rule, though... as we can see.

[C3HIEF3S]

Originally Posted by chefsos

I'm beginning to notice that the A's whine about strike calls an awful lot.

But they get on base

[Mama Hip Rockets]

I like Vargas more than Chen.

[Anyong Bluth]

Originally Posted by chefsos

I'm beginning to notice that the A's whine about strike calls an awful lot.

I said the same thing yesterday. A bit annoying.

[BWillie]

If we win two straight games, 1 to 0, against the best team in baseball, and the best team in close late inning games. I'm just going to breakout in ear piercing maniacal laughter

[chefsos]

Way to hustle Gomes

[bsroyals54]

Slapdick got on base everybody!

[Anyong Bluth]

Originally Posted by BWillie

If we win two straight games, 1 to 0, against the best team in baseball, and the best team in close late inning games. I'm just going to breakout in ear piercing maniacal laughter

All I heard was you're getting your ears pierced if we win today.

[C3HIEF3S]

Lucky he broke his bat there or that is two.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Originally Posted by bsroyals54

Aren't you the one who said, "It's just a baseball game, Dude?" By that logic, I could say. It's just a job. It's just a car. It's just a physical. It's just a surgery. You're not going to die. You take away any argument and are just left with the end result. Nice primal mind?

[Bruiser]

SHIT I THOUGHT THIS GAME STARTED AT 430

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by Bruiser

SHIT I THOUGHT THIS GAME STARTED AT 430

I thought it started at 9:05 PM.

[BlackHelicopters]

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