Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-26-2014, 11:34 AM  
Fire Me Boy! Fire Me Boy! is offline
Cast Iron Jedi
 
Fire Me Boy!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Casino cash: $9999900
VARSITY
The worst thing family does on holidays...

Just interested in things family, in-laws, friends do to meals on Thanksgiving holidays?

Is it packaged gravy mix? Boxed stuffing? Burned turkey?

I've got a few... my father-in-law goes all out. From scratch everything. Except he throws the turkey drippings down the sink and makes McCormick's packaged gravy.

But that's not even the worst. He microwaves his turkey. Not even kidding. It's horrifying. But to be fair, it doesn't taste as bad as it sounds.

Last edited by Fire Me Boy!; 12-24-2014 at 11:26 AM.. Reason: title change?
Posts: 35,253
Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 01:51 PM   #91
Dayze Dayze is online now
Resident Glue Sniffer
 
Dayze's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Casino cash: $5439358
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy View Post
Why would you throw them out? WTF?

I don't think they are the best or anything, but why would you waste perfectly good meat?
when altered, this pick up line works 2 times out of 100 every time.


"I know I'm not the best or anything, but why would you waste perfectly good meat"
__________________
Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial.

RIP & Godspeed:
Saccoppo
Lonewolf Ed
Fire Me Boy
Posts: 37,353
Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 01:53 PM   #92
Amnorix Amnorix is offline
In BB I trust
 
Amnorix's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2003
Location: Boston, Mass.
Casino cash: $10029808
__________________
"I love signature blocks on the Internet. I get to put whatever the hell I want in quotes, pick a pretend author, and bang, it's like he really said it." George Washington
Posts: 43,125
Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 01:54 PM   #93
Demonpenz Demonpenz is offline
I got Rice cookin in the micro
 
Demonpenz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $3402136
I am from St. Joseph. I have a Bi-Polar alcoholic uncle that always comes in to the party and tries to pick a fight with my dad. My dad is a northside guy and everyone else is a southside guy. So it is an uphill battle already. My aunts and uncles all sneak drinks while at the table and probably smoke joints and pound popov vodka before even getting to the dinner tray.The same aunt and uncle will proudly show their sobriety coins from Alcholics Annonymous. The sounds of thanksgiving to Demonpenz sounds an awful lot like dry heaving from alcohol detox mixed with the rattling sounds of unprescribed narcotics stolen from various houses. I have several residents that clean houses for a living which means they go through the cabinents of old people looking for high grade pain killers. There will be at-least 2 people that piss and shit their pants through the day although sometimes they do well enough to hide it. My dad will sneak off to balance his check book or post on St. Joseph facebook about how Johnny Fry didn't really ride the pony express or some other convoluted bullshit that he manages to stir up online. We will watch the Lions get their ass kicked and people will talk about how awesome barry sanders was even though he always seemed to lose 10 yards and never could pick up a 3rd and 1 when that needed to be done, but hey he juke some guys on NFL FILMS and put up nice numbers in techmo bowl. My cousins will be there if they are not in jail or if they are on the run. Various phone calls will be made by probation officers and most people will ask if this is their red,green, yellow day which means that they don't have to take a piss this day for probie officer. couple of the cousins or aunts will show off their anklets were could be for house arrest or check your pours for signs of alcohol. One of my aunts will ask me or my dad to blow into her 1994 ford tempo to unlock the breathalalyzer so she can get to work at speedys. Mom will say jokes about how I failed another relation ship and how she should have never breastfed me so long. She will then talk about Michael And Martin Rucker. My uncle will talk to me about saving money and getting a 401 k as he gets into is Datson truck that her purposesly slams on the breaks for to get hit from behind and collect money. My grandparents are dead from depression and alchohol so they will probably be haunting people from stonecrest. My dad will eat too much and he is diabetic so there will be issues there. My sister my pee her pants because it's traditions. I will eat so much and try to throw up to avoid the "Full" feeling but then go back to eating once the loose meat sandwhiches get passed around. One person will tell me to tell jokes since I do comedy and then the jokes are squarely about the alcoholic "Fat ass" that asked me to do jokes and the guy will say "Demonpenz aint funny, Jeff Dunham is funny" Into the night will go with various arguements everyone vowing to not see each other again until next year. Someone will die around easter if liver disease or gunshot wound and they will vow to get together more often and thats were thanksgiving 2015 in st joe will start.

I will go to the Hi-Ho or whatever place is open and visit with the alcoholics that will bullshit me in how well they are doing when I can see the grey in their hair and I can smell the bullshit story is not true and they are doing just enough not to get kicked out of their shit one breadroom apartment. That is if they don't live with their parents.

Several people I know will say they moved in with their parents because "You know mom is getting older" and swear it's not because "I have 3 dui's"

I will look around and it will be smoking even though there is not supposed to be smoking in bars. There will be woman who think they are hot when they aren't hot by st. joseph standards yet serveral guys will come inside her that week probably stretching her vagina out even more over the next coming years.

There will be the 50 year old divorcee out on the prowl that thinks she can still work it and wants to hear margaritaville on the jukebox.
__________________

Last edited by Demonpenz; 11-26-2014 at 02:04 PM..
Posts: 54,193
Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 01:57 PM   #94
Dayze Dayze is online now
Resident Glue Sniffer
 
Dayze's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Casino cash: $5439358
__________________
Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial.

RIP & Godspeed:
Saccoppo
Lonewolf Ed
Fire Me Boy
Posts: 37,353
Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:03 PM   #95
ptlyon ptlyon is offline
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $13383829
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze View Post
This
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Advertise here: $19.99 a month
Posts: 33,242
ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:04 PM   #96
Pablo Pablo is offline
Ultrabanned
 
Pablo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $2329356
Penz, I went to a Jackyl concert in St. Joseph last weekend. Sure I saw some of your family there.
Posts: 39,821
Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:07 PM   #97
Demonpenz Demonpenz is offline
I got Rice cookin in the micro
 
Demonpenz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $3402136
Where Jesse James was killed.
And Jesse James Depree rocked
__________________
Posts: 54,193
Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:09 PM   #98
Pablo Pablo is offline
Ultrabanned
 
Pablo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $2329356
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonpenz View Post
Where Jesse James was killed.
And Jesse James Depree rocked
I probably saw a dozen people I knew; but made sure not to go up to them and chat or anything.

I don't want to die in a car wreck sometime soon, and have one of them come to my visitation and announce to everyone that the last time they saw me I was shit-faced pounding Busch Light and jamming to "She Loves My Cock".
Posts: 39,821
Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:10 PM   #99
Simply Red Simply Red is offline
You Sweetie!
 
Simply Red's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonpenz View Post
I am from St. Joseph. I have a Bi-Polar alcoholic uncle that always comes in to the party and tries to pick a fight with my dad. My dad is a northside guy and everyone else is a southside guy. So it is an uphill battle already. My aunts and uncles all sneak drinks while at the table and probably smoke joints and pound popov vodka before even getting to the dinner tray.The same aunt and uncle will proudly show their sobriety coins from Alcholics Annonymous. The sounds of thanksgiving to Demonpenz sounds an awful lot like dry heaving from alcohol detox mixed with the rattling sounds of unprescribed narcotics stolen from various houses. I have several residents that clean houses for a living which means they go through the cabinents of old people looking for high grade pain killers. There will be at-least 2 people that piss and shit their pants through the day although sometimes they do well enough to hide it. My dad will sneak off to balance his check book or post on St. Joseph facebook about how Johnny Fry didn't really ride the pony express or some other convoluted bullshit that he manages to stir up online. We will watch the Lions get their ass kicked and people will talk about how awesome barry sanders was even though he always seemed to lose 10 yards and never could pick up a 3rd and 1 when that needed to be done, but hey he juke some guys on NFL FILMS and put up nice numbers in techmo bowl. My cousins will be there if they are not in jail or if they are on the run. Various phone calls will be made by probation officers and most people will ask if this is their red,green, yellow day which means that they don't have to take a piss this day for probie officer. couple of the cousins or aunts will show off their anklets were could be for house arrest or check your pours for signs of alcohol. One of my aunts will ask me or my dad to blow into her 1994 ford tempo to unlock the breathalalyzer so she can get to work at speedys. Mom will say jokes about how I failed another relation ship and how she should have never breastfed me so long. She will then talk about Michael And Martin Rucker. My uncle will talk to me about saving money and getting a 401 k as he gets into is Datson truck that her purposesly slams on the breaks for to get hit from behind and collect money. My grandparents are dead from depression and alchohol so they will probably be haunting people from stonecrest. My dad will eat too much and he is diabetic so there will be issues there. My sister my pee her pants because it's traditions. I will eat so much and try to throw up to avoid the "Full" feeling but then go back to eating once the loose meat sandwhiches get passed around. One person will tell me to tell jokes since I do comedy and then the jokes are squarely about the alcoholic "Fat ass" that asked me to do jokes and the guy will say "Demonpenz aint funny, Jeff Dunham is funny" Into the night will go with various arguements everyone vowing to not see each other again until next year. Someone will die around easter if liver disease or gunshot wound and they will vow to get together more often and thats were thanksgiving 2015 in st joe will start.

I will go to the Hi-Ho or whatever place is open and visit with the alcoholics that will bullshit me in how well they are doing when I can see the grey in their hair and I can smell the bullshit story is not true and they are doing just enough not to get kicked out of their shit one breadroom apartment. That is if they don't live with their parents.

Several people I know will say they moved in with their parents because "You know mom is getting older" and swear it's not because "I have 3 dui's"

I will look around and it will be smoking even though there is not supposed to be smoking in bars. There will be woman who think they are hot when they aren't hot by st. joseph standards yet serveral guys will come inside her that week probably stretching her vagina out even more over the next coming years.

There will be the 50 year old divorcee out on the prowl that thinks she can still work it and wants to hear margaritaville on the jukebox.





nsfw
Posts: 71,691
Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:11 PM   #100
Demonpenz Demonpenz is offline
I got Rice cookin in the micro
 
Demonpenz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $3402136
...My uncle died and he had a dream Catcher made of cherekee feathers laid on his chest.
__________________
Posts: 54,193
Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:12 PM   #101
BigChiefFan BigChiefFan is offline
MVP
 
BigChiefFan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the Top 10
Casino cash: $9924205
My Dad and his wife refuse to put football on and expect everyone to sit around and talk. They also refuse to clean a damn dish. Needless to say, we don't stay long.
__________________
A 35 year drought can make you thirsty.
Posts: 15,777
BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.BigChiefFan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:16 PM   #102
Baby Lee Baby Lee is offline
Supporter
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $6858598
We got holiday dinner down. Everything from scratch and to perfection. Nothing outlandish, but nothing left to be desired.

Used to be a schism between sports and non-sports people regarding TV control, but converts and additions to the extended family tilted the balance to t-day fb, even if it means putting up with cowboy fan 'interlopers.'
__________________
We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
Posts: 95,642
Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:18 PM   #103
mdchiefsfan mdchiefsfan is offline
Supporter
 
mdchiefsfan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Casino cash: $3653904
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo View Post
My Uncle Ray will talk about Harley's and bike bullshit for at least an hour while I space off and think of a world where I don't have to listen to bike bullshit.

Also, I'm betting they'll be watching football on SD on their HDTV. I will wait until my Dad leaves the room and change it to the HD channel and they might not even notice the difference.
reminds me of my grandfather. He was hyping his TV up and all the features it had with it, all while not having the slightest clue on how to use any of the features.
__________________
2017 Adopt-A-Chief:TYREEK HILL
Posts: 10,759
mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.mdchiefsfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:34 PM   #104
Pablo Pablo is offline
Ultrabanned
 
Pablo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $2329356
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonpenz View Post
...My uncle died and he had a dream Catcher made of cherekee feathers laid on his chest.
I ate at Hoof and Horn before the concert because my FIL insisted. I saw one of the new St. Joe murals where they draw the entire city on the hill and list all the important places/people.

You know what I'm talking about, your grandma probably had one in her house when you were a kid too. They had such proud and prominent cultural icons like Roderick Sign and Country Kitchen Buffet on there. I chuckled and enjoyed the time we spent shortly after dinner looking at all the good stuff that was sitting outside of Dan's New and Used and would most likely be stolen by morning time.

Back to Thanksgiving, do you all feel like Deviled Eggs are a staple? For some reason, we have deviled eggs at two of my Thanksgiving dinners and Christmas as well. Is that abnormal?
Posts: 39,821
Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2014, 02:43 PM   #105
FlaChief58 FlaChief58 is offline
SuperChiefs
 
FlaChief58's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $2569822
My mother in law makes the shittiest version of mac and cheese in the history of mac and cheese. It has the consistency and taste of burnt drywall mud. Her husband loves the shit and so she makes it every ****ing year. That and there is never any alcohol at any of the inlaws makes for a rough day
Posts: 18,899
FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:27 PM.


This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.