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Old 07-07-2018, 08:41 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 15 - Pablo versus Pestilence
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - In a strip club (normal crowd present)
Starting Distance - 68 feet

Pablo

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat with six nails studded into it
Backup Weapon - Bowie knife

Prep Time - 13 Minutes
Special Factors - An angry trained pit bull is on a leash that is welded to your non-weapon wrist

Pestilence

Main Weapon - Two Handed Sword
Backup Weapon - Bullwhip

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - An unreachable 8 year-old kid 50 feet away will shoot you with a BB gun every 60 seconds, starting at t=0.
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:43 PM   #2
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oh man, pablo for sure because of the dog
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:44 PM   #3
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:48 PM   #4
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Pestlince cuts the dogs head off, the weight of the beast pulls down Pablo and Pest slices and dices to victory.
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:50 PM   #5
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The dog really gives Pablo the advantage here. Pest is gonna have to choose between attacking the dog or Pablo with that two handed sword, and the whichever one he doesn't choose is gonna have a free attack on him.
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:50 PM   #6
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Can I assume that the dog is trained to obey its holder?
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:50 PM   #7
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How long is the leash?
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:51 PM   #8
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Pestlince cuts the dogs head off, the weight of the beast pulls down Pablo and Pest slices and dices to victory.
If the leash is attached to a neck collar, it should come off if the dogs head gets chopped off.
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:52 PM   #9
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This match will come down to whether Pestilence is heartless enough to kill a dog with a bladed weapon.

I think he can do it. My money is on Pestilence, though it's a close one. Really, it depends on whether he's fast enough with a large sword to take down the dog. That's the part I'm not sure of.
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:53 PM   #10
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How long is the leash?
Let's assume a standard length of six feet.
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:54 PM   #11
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Can I assume that the dog is trained to obey its holder?
Yes, the dog will obey Pablo.
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Old 07-07-2018, 08:58 PM   #12
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He's ****ed. He had better land a killshot on the dog the first swing and hope I don't connect with a bat to the temple as he does it. Even if he only gravely injures the pit bull with his first swing it will still have enough power and fight in it to really **** up his day.

He's dead. I take the money out of his wallet and then take sloppy stripper head over his disfigured corpse.
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Old 07-07-2018, 09:00 PM   #13
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Pest. It would take respectable footwork but he has a tactical advantage over the bat and the dog. He just can’t get locked up and need to defend against both.
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Old 07-07-2018, 09:18 PM   #14
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He's ****ed. He had better land a killshot on the dog the first swing and hope I don't connect with a bat to the temple as he does it. Even if he only gravely injures the pit bull with his first swing it will still have enough power and fight in it to really **** up his day.

He's dead. I take the money out of his wallet and then take sloppy stripper head over his disfigured corpse.


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On top of Pest having to deal with killing a dog and parrying away Pablo's zombie killer bat, he's got some bratty little shit popping his ass with BB's every 60 seconds?

Yeah, Pablo takes this. Tough draw for Pest.
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