Poop Just when you thought TacoBell couldn't get any worse - Page 6

**TribalElder** · 03-24-2015, 03:16 PM

Waffle taco fans, say goodbye to that one-handed wonder you used to love — it seems Taco Bell is ready for a new face for its breakfast initiative.

Enter the “biscuit taco.”

Taco Bell’s new biscuit taco, which will hit national menus Thursday, is described as a “warm, fluffy, buttery biscuit, folded in the shape of a taco.”

But that’s not all. The biscuit can be filled with a number of options, from bacon, egg and cheese to fried chicken with gravy or jalapeno honey.

“This year is about making sure we continue to give people the food they crave in a way that’s unique to Taco Bell,” Brian Niccol, CEO of Taco Bell Corp, said in a statement. “Our Biscuit Taco delivers just that; it will reinvent the fast food breakfast experience by moving away from boring, round sandwiches and inserting bold tastes and flavors. Ultimately, we aim to make the breakfast day-part as famous as our late night.”

The biscuit taco ranges from 369 calories to 471 calories depending on how decadent you want your morning meal.

The new menu item is priced at $2.49 before tax and will be available at all Kansas City locations that offer breakfast.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/living/liv...#storylink=cpy

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-26-2015, 11:58 AM

Day off and while I'm normally up by 7 on days off I inexplicably slept until 10 this morning. I'll review it tomorrow. I'm getting 1 of each on the chicken. Gravy and jalapeño honey.

**The Franchise** · 03-27-2015, 01:47 PM

**Baby Lee** · 03-27-2015, 01:51 PM

I hate when I get cheddar up in my whip.

DJ's left nut · 03-27-2015, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Day off and while I'm normally up by 7 on days off I inexplicably slept until 10 this morning. I'll review it tomorrow. I'm getting 1 of each on the chicken. Gravy and jalapeño honey.

BISCUIT REVIEW DAMN YOU!!! YOU PROMISED!

Pasta Little Brioni · 03-27-2015, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious

1. Make real food

2. Place on top of Doritos.

Profit!

Make homemade taco salad with Doritos every now and then. Very tasty.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-27-2015, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

BISCUIT REVIEW DAMN YOU!!! YOU PROMISED!

Sorry, ran late for work today and couldn't get away. Shit I still haven't eaten anything today. Tomorrow. Setting my alarm and getting up early. Lol

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-31-2015, 09:13 AM

Ok. So I tried these this morning. 2 words come to mind.

They suck. I mean, they are ****ing horrible. I got 2 chicken biscuit tacos. 1 with gravy. 1 with jalapeño honey. The biscuit is very thick and flavorless. As is the gravy. The jalapeño honey is ok, but the chicken isn't very good either. Horribly seasoned and tortilla chips are used in the coating.

In short, if you insist on trying these, you better hurry. They won't be on the menu for long.

**Bugeater** · 03-31-2015, 10:07 AM

Well that's a letdown. How do you **** up fried chicken and gravy?

**Baby Lee** · 03-31-2015, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Baconeater

Well that's a letdown. How do you **** up fried chicken and gravy?

Did you miss the words 'tortilla chips?'

**The Franchise** · 03-31-2015, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Ok. So I tried these this morning. 2 words come to mind.

They suck. I mean, they are ****ing horrible. I got 2 chicken biscuit tacos. 1 with gravy. 1 with jalapeño honey. The biscuit is very thick and flavorless. As is the gravy. The jalapeño honey is ok, but the chicken isn't very good either. Horribly seasoned and tortilla chips are used in the coating.

In short, if you insist on trying these, you better hurry. They won't be on the menu for long.

The waffle tacos were flavorless as well.......and greasy as shit.

DJ's left nut · 03-31-2015, 10:31 AM

Bummer.

It does seem like biscuit+chicken+jalapeno honey butter would be nigh on impossible to screw up. Guess not.

**Baby Lee** · 03-31-2015, 10:33 AM

Seriously, if you want something that's hot, cheap and quick, and not nearly as bad as you think. QTs Hotzis beat the shit out of McD, BK, JitB, etc.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-31-2015, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Seriously, if you want something that's hot, cheap and quick, and not nearly as bad as you think. QTs Hotzis beat the shit out of McD, BK, JitB, etc.

I'll have to try these next time I'm in springtown.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-31-2015, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Bummer.

It does seem like biscuit+chicken+jalapeno honey butter would be nigh on impossible to screw up. Guess not.

The honey was decent. In fact I saved most of the cup to use later on my own cooking. If that works out I may try to buy some from them. It was honey though, not butter.

Pasta Little Brioni · 03-31-2015, 10:37 AM

Jal-e-peeee-no-ho-nay!!!

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