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Old 07-24-2014, 11:44 AM  
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Am I friend zoned?

So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

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Old 07-24-2014, 01:27 PM   #61
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If so, he's looking in the right place. I have a solid 401K plan and make a mean stroganoff.
Maybe he's looking for a good Strokemeoff instead
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:29 PM   #62
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:30 PM   #63
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His Russian alias is "Ivan Whackenov."
Meh, too edgy. My Tinder account name is Phil Theejooz.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:31 PM   #64
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:32 PM   #65
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Are you still in school? Your alias could be "Stu Dent."
I'm finishing up this fall. Maybe "James Holmes"? I don't think he finished up his senior year.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:32 PM   #66
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:35 PM   #67
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By the way, what is "tinder"? Some kind of new dating app or site?
Its where pedophiles and 300 lb men go to express their most intimate thoughts and desires.

A chick has never been confirmed using the site.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:36 PM   #68
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By the way, what is "tinder"? Some kind of new dating app or site?
A guy was talking about it in one of my summer classes a few weeks ago and so I downloaded it. It's essentially horny guys looking for blumpkins, and slutty girls wanting their coinpurse cleaned out. Occasionally you'll find a few guys who aren't solely in it to get their balogna pony waxed, or a girl who wants more than getting filled up like a fruit gusher. Hopefully myself and this girl are in the latter group.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:36 PM   #69
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Its where pedophiles and 300 lb men go to express their most intimate thoughts and desires
Tinder is 99 percent college kids. You're thinking of ChiefsPlanet.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:38 PM   #70
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A guy was talking about it in one of my summer classes a few weeks ago and so I downloaded it. It's essentially horny guys looking for blumpkins, and slutty girls wanting their coinpurse cleaned out. Occasionally you'll find a few guys who aren't solely in it to get their balogna pony waxed, or a girl who wants more than getting filled up like a fruit gusher. Hopefully myself and this girl are in the latter group.
So its basically like every other dating site where average dudes want average-hot girls and blumpkins want hot and/or rich dudes only?
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:41 PM   #71
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Definitely not a myth, but also not the bullshit cop-out when dudes don't get laid like it supposedly is.
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Friend zone, as people talk about it, is bullshit.

You can be friends with a girl even if there is no sexual attraction between the two. I'm an example, because one of my best pals is a girl.

You can be friends with a girl where a mutual attraction is shared. MOST friendships between men and women are like this. Neither may act on it, but there's room to work.

What most people consider being 'friend zoned' is when they're too weak to man up. The girl KNOWS they're crazy over them and they just use and take advantage of them. That is NOT a friend zone, because a person like that isn't a friend.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:43 PM   #72
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Yeah, that's what I mean.

Friend zone, as people talk about it, is bullshit.

You can be friends with a girl even if there is no sexual attraction between the two. I'm an example, because one of my best pals is a girl.

You can be friends with a girl where a mutual attraction is shared. MOST friendships between men and women are like this. Neither may act on it, but there's room to work.

What most people consider being 'friend zoned' is when they're too weak to man up. The girl KNOWS they're crazy over them and they just use and take advantage of them. That is NOT a friend zone, because a person like that isn't a friend.
So if you're a bumbling reerun like me who can only think "friend zone", what next move would you recommend to "man up"?
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:44 PM   #73
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So its basically like every other dating site where average dudes want average-hot girls and blumpkins want hot and/or rich dudes only?
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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