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Old 04-12-2014, 10:54 AM  
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Blake Bortles

Blake Bortles.



When watching this guy play football, does anyone else confuse him with a sack of shit flying out of a truck?

I don't understand the hype about this guy. If someone does, please, PLEASE explain it to me... Why is this guy projected in some mock drafts to be selected #1 overall?

I spent a long time yesterday, watching Blake Bortles clips on youtube and to say the least, I am not impressed. Even in highlight reels, he appears to be the epitome of mediocrity to me. In freaking highlight reels!!!

He throws a wobbly pass. His arm doesn't appear to be THAT strong. His receivers are constantly making acrobatic catches due to his lack of accuracy...in fact, most of his highlight reels prompt me to sit there and think to myself, "whoa...who is THAT receiver???"

His release is very, very questionable. The talent he faced is "meh."

Can someone please explain to me what the big deal about him is, besides his size and Big Ben-esque pocket presence/scrambling ability? I am obviously missing something. Did he have an awesome pro day, combine or Senior Bowl? Did Gruden schlob the hell out of his knob??? WHAT??? WHY?!?!?!

Something about him reminds me of Gabbert... I think it'd be hilarious if the Jaguars selected him.

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Old 04-12-2014, 09:26 PM   #31
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That was a nice highlight reel of the UCF wide receivers.
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Old 04-12-2014, 10:25 PM   #32
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The guy is clutch is and that's what really popped out to me when I saw him play.
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Old 04-12-2014, 11:11 PM   #33
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I don't think that Bortles is anything special. But then again, I don't think that any of the available QBs are better football players than the top 10 players in this draft. They're always going to be overvalued because they are typically the most easily recognizable "stars" of the NFL.
I'd actually say most of the QBs this year that are touted as top talent players are in reality second rounders or lower. It's just the position that forces everything to be graded on a curve... There's at least twenty prospects out this year who are more talented with a higher ceiling..
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Old 04-12-2014, 11:36 PM   #34
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I'd actually say most of the QBs this year that are touted as top talent players are in reality second rounders or lower. It's just the position that forces everything to be graded on a curve... There's at least twenty prospects out this year who are more talented with a higher ceiling..
Hmm...good point, dude.
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Old 04-13-2014, 08:50 PM   #35
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Old 04-13-2014, 09:29 PM   #36
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Old 04-13-2014, 10:39 PM   #37
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I don't get bortles either.
And then there's this: From Walter's mock draft trade

Minnesota Vikings: Blake Bortles , QB , UCF
*** Trade 1: Minnesota trades a 2014 second-round pick, 2014 third-round pick and 2015 second-round pick for the No. 2 overall selection. ***

Then just one spot later he mocks this trade:

Atlanta Falcons: Khalil Mack , OLB , Buffalo
*** Trade 2: Atlanta trades a 2014 second-round pick for the No. 3 overall selection. ***

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Old 04-13-2014, 10:41 PM   #38
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Old 04-13-2014, 11:12 PM   #39
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I think he has some Rothlesburger in him.

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Old 04-14-2014, 11:43 AM   #44
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And then there's this: From Walter's mock draft trade

Minnesota Vikings: Blake Bortles , QB , UCF
*** Trade 1: Minnesota trades a 2014 second-round pick, 2014 third-round pick and 2015 second-round pick for the No. 2 overall selection. ***

Then just one spot later he mocks this trade:

Atlanta Falcons: Khalil Mack , OLB , Buffalo
*** Trade 2: Atlanta trades a 2014 second-round pick for the No. 3 overall selection. ***

I don't see Minny trading all that away for Bortles.
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