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Old 05-09-2012, 10:49 AM  
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Cameron Diaz Almost Swallowed By Grouper
John Travolta is attracted to men (NTTAWWT) and Cameron Diaz is attracted to fish. WTF is going on in Hollywood?

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Adventurous CAMERON DIAZ was almost devoured by an angry fish while scuba diving during a recent tropical vacation.

The There’s Something About Mary actress was exploring the seas off the coast of Mexico in Cozumel with her pals when she decided to get up close and personal with a massive grouper.During an appearance on U.S. programme The Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Tuesday (01May12), she recalled, “It was probably the size of a Volkswagen Bug (Beetle). And he’s down there and he has these big old lips and somebody said, ‘Oh you should pet him.’

“I’m rubbing its lip and I’m like, ‘Oh my God, this is amazing!’ I’m looking into its eyes, we’re having this whole moment and all of a sudden it (inhaled) and I go (flying inside)… The only thing that stopped me was literally my neck.

“I’m like inside this fish, and I’m looking at him, he’s looking at me and I’m like, ‘What’s gonna happen here?’ And he… (spit me out) and I go flying backwards. And I have, like, a (oxygen) tank on and everything and I’m, like, rolling backwards in the water. So that was really good times.”
http://www.fembuzz.com/Cameron-Diaz-...ba-diving_1852


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Old 05-09-2012, 11:53 AM   #16
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Must have been that time of the month and she smelled like bait!
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:59 AM   #17
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Old 05-09-2012, 12:00 PM   #18
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I read it as "cameron diaz swallowed by groupee"
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Old 05-09-2012, 12:17 PM   #19
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Old 05-09-2012, 12:23 PM   #20
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Old 05-09-2012, 12:26 PM   #21
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She's still hot and has a great sense of humor.
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She'd have to have a sense of humor, since she appears to be turning in to Eric Roberts.
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Old 05-09-2012, 12:28 PM   #22
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Old 05-09-2012, 12:29 PM   #23
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John Travolta is attracted to men (NTTAWWT) and Cameron Diaz is attracted to fish. WTF is going on in Hollywood?
Well she smelled like fish... but tasted like chicken.
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Old 05-09-2012, 01:28 PM   #24
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I read it as "cameron diaz swallowed by groupee"


Consider this... had things gone bad for Ms. Diaz, the title would have read, "Cameron Diaz Flew Out of a Grouper's Pooper". Could you imagine the photoshops?!

I'm glad she's ok, but damn, lady! You shouldn't LIKE stick your hand that close to a large fish. You are totally LIKE asking for your ass to get gobbled up.
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Old 05-09-2012, 02:09 PM   #26
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Just her neck sticking out? Almost swallowed her hole.
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Old 05-09-2012, 02:38 PM   #27
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I think she might be exaggerating a bit....
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Old 05-09-2012, 02:43 PM   #28
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Am I a bad person for rooting for that to have happened?

It's not that I dislike Cameron Diaz, but just that I do like awesome stories. Folks - one of the biggest actresses in the world getting swallowed whole by a grouper is an awesome story.

I think the world is worse today for not having that story. Screw you, grouper, for not finishing the job and depriving us of the greatest fish tale ever told.
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