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Old 08-19-2016, 08:17 AM  
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Just picked up prep liquid for colonoscopy. Procedure is Monday. So excited I can hardly wait.
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Old 08-19-2016, 12:03 PM   #31
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Old 08-19-2016, 12:11 PM   #32
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That's the old prep juice. I did the new one in June. Two 8ounce bottles that I had to drink 12 hours apart with lots of water. I liked the old way better. This new stuff cleaned me out so good that I had to eat yogurt and kefir for like a week to get some good bacteria back in my gut so I could shit right again.

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Old 08-19-2016, 12:14 PM   #33
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I know this is not comparable to what you are experiencing Ed. My prayer for you continue.
It all started with the colonoscopy, though!
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Old 08-19-2016, 12:28 PM   #34
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That's the old prep juice. I did the new one in June. Two 8ounce bottles that I had to drink 12 hours apart with lots of water. I liked the old way better. This new stuff cleaned me out so good that I had to eat yogurt and kefir for like a week to get some good bacteria back in my gut so I could shit right again.

Procedure is easy
Must've been. Mine was a gallon jug and I had to drink an 8 oz glass every 15 minutes until half of it was gone, wait an hour or two, and then repeat until it was all gone. Again, it wasn't so much the taste as I just got tired of drinking that stuff (and chasing it with orange Gatorade to stay hydrated and to help it go down).

As for not shitting right, after eating again it actually gave me some of the best shits I've ever had -- smooth as silk. I mean, I literally could tell my pipes were squeaky clean.
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Old 08-19-2016, 12:30 PM   #35
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Old 08-19-2016, 12:48 PM   #36
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Must've been. Mine was a gallon jug and I had to drink an 8 oz glass every 15 minutes until half of it was gone, wait an hour or two, and then repeat until it was all gone. Again, it wasn't so much the taste as I just got tired of drinking that stuff (and chasing it with orange Gatorade to stay hydrated and to help it go down).

As for not shitting right, after eating again it actually gave me some of the best shits I've ever had -- smooth as silk. I mean, I literally could tell my pipes were squeaky clean.
Yeah, I did that prep 10 years ago. Had to start at 9am the day before and shitted all day and night (was worried I wouldn't stop lol). Procedure was always on a Monday with that stuff so I didn't have to take two days off of work.

Now with the new stuff my appointment was on a Thursday morning at 11. I didn't start prepping till 4 pm Wednesday afternoon. And again 4am Thursday morning. So I was able to work that day.

Glad I did it.
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Old 08-19-2016, 12:54 PM   #37
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Old 08-19-2016, 12:56 PM   #38
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Yeah, I did that prep 10 years ago. Had to start at 9am the day before and shitted all day and night (was worried I wouldn't stop lol). Procedure was always on a Monday with that stuff so I didn't have to take two days off of work.

Now with the new stuff my appointment was on a Thursday morning at 11. I didn't start prepping till 4 pm Wednesday afternoon. And again 4am Thursday morning. So I was able to work that day.

Glad I did it.
I started prepping at 4 p.m. the day before, didn't have to do anything the morning of. Procedure was at 9 a.m. or thereabouts. Took the whole day off. Felt I deserved it.
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Look at us, hanging out on a football board comparing colonoscopies.

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Look at us, hanging out on a football board comparing colonoscopies.

God, I'm old.
.....older.,,at least that's what I tell myself.

and ya, I've got to do it pretty soon.
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Look at us, hanging out on a football board comparing colonoscopies.

God, I'm old.
Yeah, pretty pathetic lol but I had some pruning done on me that could have turned to cancer eventually so I'm glad I got it done.
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Yeah, pretty pathetic lol but I had some pruning done on me that could have turned to cancer eventually so I'm glad I got it done.


I got a completely clean bill of health, so I'm glad I did it too -- and glad I don't have to do it again for about 10 years.
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I can no longer read or hear the word 'colonoscopy' and not think of how my dad calls it after his first a few years back...

"Butt-scope"

a noun. a verb. Simple, and to the point.
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