If you were drafted into the Chiefsplanet army...

[Rain Man]

I have a list of 177 careers in the U.S. army, taken from this site: http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jo...iation#results


You have now been drafted into the Chiefsplanet army. Report to this thread and I will randomly assign you a career.


As background, I have no idea how many people work in each of these careers, so I made a complete guess. For example, I know infantry is going to be the biggest, but I don't know how may people are dental specialists or radar repairers. So I guessed, making sure that no field is less than 0.1 percent. This may make the army band bigger than normal, but I'm not really worried about it.

So...ten-HUT, soldiers! Show up and get your duty rosters!

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Here you go. Now shoot. You are an....

Infantryman

(See earlier description.)

Hmm. I was hoping for a scout sniper gig.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by "Bob" Dobbs

OK. I'll re-up. Whatcha got, sir?
Posted via Mobile Device

I like your attitude. You inspire the troops. Henceforth, you will be a ...

Human Resources Specialist


OVERVIEW

A human resources specialist is responsible for providing support that affects Soldiers’ overall welfare and well-being while assisting leaders with keeping Soldiers combat-ready and effective.

JOB DUTIES

Assist on all human resource support matters
Oversight of all strength management and strength distribution actions
Responsible for the readiness, health and welfare of all Soldiers.
Postal and personnel accountability support
Maintain emergency notification data
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.

TRAINING

Job training for human resources specialist begins with 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and nine weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions on human resource systems. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field.

Additional training opportunities will be available based on the type of unit you are assigned to, including (but not limited to) postal operations, airborne or air assault school.
HELPFUL SKILLS

Aptitude for English and business administration
Able to follow detailed orders
Sound people skills
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.

EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.

FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

Companies need experienced human resources professionals with knowledge of human relations, payroll, records keeping and other facets of employment. The skills acquired in the Army will be invaluable in continuing a human resources career after your Army service is complete.

[Thig Lyfe]

No need to assign me shit. I already know I'm CP's Nazi Scalp Collector.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by H5N1

any posts at USAMRIID (aka, bird flu reporting)

Your skills can best be used waist-deep in humid climates. You are an...

Infantryman

(See earlier description.)

["Bob" Dobbs]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I like your attitude. You inspire the troops. Henceforth, you will be a ...

Human Resources Specialist


OVERVIEW

A human resources specialist is responsible for providing support that affects Soldiers’ overall welfare and well-being while assisting leaders with keeping Soldiers combat-ready and effective.

JOB DUTIES

Assist on all human resource support matters
Oversight of all strength management and strength distribution actions
Responsible for the readiness, health and welfare of all Soldiers.
Postal and personnel accountability support
Maintain emergency notification data
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.

TRAINING

Job training for human resources specialist begins with 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and nine weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions on human resource systems. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field.

Additional training opportunities will be available based on the type of unit you are assigned to, including (but not limited to) postal operations, airborne or air assault school.
HELPFUL SKILLS

Aptitude for English and business administration
Able to follow detailed orders
Sound people skills
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.

EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.

FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

Companies need experienced human resources professionals with knowledge of human relations, payroll, records keeping and other facets of employment. The skills acquired in the Army will be invaluable in continuing a human resources career after your Army service is complete.

Hereby acccepting casino cash/pos rep to reassign folks to where the hookers are.
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[Kyle DeLexus]

Originally Posted by Bowser

Hmm. I was hoping for a scout sniper gig.

Same here. Oh well, Infantry it is.

[KurtCobain]

I SOMEHOW SQUEAKED BY THE MENTAL EXAM AND I AM HERE REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by Mark Burnett's Alzheimers

I SOMEHOW SQUEAKED BY THE MENTAL EXAM AND I AM HERE REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.

There is no mental exam, so welcome aboard.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

Everybody in the Army is either flying helicopters or wants to be flying helicopters.

But not you. Because you enjoy making tasty culinary concoctions as a ...

Food Service Specialist


OVERVIEW

The food service specialist is primarily responsible for the preparation and service of food in field or garrison food service operations.
JOB DUTIES

Bake, fry, braise, boil, simmer, steam and sauté as prescribed by Army recipes
Operate, maintain and clean field kitchen equipment
Perform preventive maintenance on garrison and field kitchen equipment
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.

TRAINING

Job training for a food service specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and nine weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field, including practice in food preparation.

Some of the skills you’ll learn are:

Standard and dietetic menus and recipes
Preparation and cooking of various foodstuffs and bakery products
Food and supply ordering
Storage of meats, poultry and other perishable items
HELPFUL SKILLS

Interest in cooking, home economics, health, mathematics, accounting and chemistry
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.

EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.

FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

The skills you learn will help prepare you for a future with civilian cafes, restaurants, cafeterias, hotels, hospitals, manufacturing plants, schools and other organizations that have their own dining facilities. Depending on which specialty you pursue, you’ll be able to pursue a career as a cook, chef, meat cutter, butcher or baker.

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[Bowser]

Originally Posted by "Bob" Dobbs

Hereby acccepting casino cash/pos rep to reassign folks to where the hookers are.
Posted via Mobile Device

How much for a scout sniper gig?

[Nightfyre]

People gotta eat!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

No need to assign me shit. I already know I'm CP's Nazi Scalp Collector.

You'll have a great place to hold those scalp specimens as a...

Medical Laboratory Specialist

OVERVIEW

The medical laboratory specialist conducts tests on the tissue, blood and body fluids of patients.
JOB DUTIES

Perform elementary blood banking and clinical laboratory procedures in hematology, immunohematology, clinical chemistry, serology, bacteriology, parasitology and urinalysis
Collect blood specimens by venipuncture and capillary puncture
Pack, unpack, inspect, store and distribute blood and blood products
Assemble, disassemble and maintain laboratory equipment
TRAINING

Job training for a medical laboratory specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 52 weeks of Advanced Individual Training, including practice-testing specimens.

Some of the skills you’ll learn are:

Medical laboratory procedures
Study of human parasites and diseases
Laboratory administration and record keeping
HELPFUL SKILLS

Interest in biology, chemistry and algebra
Ability to follow detailed procedures precisely
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.

FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with privately owned laboratories, hospitals, clinics or research institutions.

The certifications available to you after continued study and experience are medical laboratory technician, cytotechnologist and clinical laboratory technician. Specific educational criteria must be met before you can qualify for certification.

[Bowser]

Please get the shells out of the eggs, Nightfyre.

No thanks. I remember how the last mission ended.

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by Bowser

Please get the shells out of the eggs, Nightfyre.

I just pour them from the five gallon buckets. The best part about being a cook is that I will always eat hot meals. Y'all got hosed.