ChiefsPlanet Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs. - Page 9

**BigRedChief** · 10:36 PM

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.

All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

**Gonzo** · 12-03-2012, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

It's all in good fun. It's been a good year for n00bs. Aussie, Inmem, Sorter, all worthy front runners. There's more.

Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.

NJChiefsFan · 12-03-2012, 05:16 PM

Sorter.

**Bwana** · 12-03-2012, 05:18 PM

BlackBob?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-03-2012, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.

No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT

Sofa King · 12-03-2012, 05:27 PM

Flopnuts just pm'd me. He said anyone who votes for sorter will in turn receive a free week's worth of him feeding my goldfish.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-03-2012, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

Flopnuts just pm'd me. He said anyone who votes for sorter will in turn receive a free week's worth of him feeding my goldfish.

This is the 2nd feeding of your goldfish remarks you've made in a week. You're starting to creep me out. I've seen your picture...

Sofa King · 12-03-2012, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

This is the 2nd feeding of your goldfish remarks you've made in a week. You're starting to creep me out. I've seen your picture...

So you're stalking my facebook now?

I'll put up some pictures of my goldfish. Lemme know which ones are your favorites and I'll mail them to you.

**alnorth** · 12-03-2012, 05:36 PM

I will give a total of $75MM in casino cash to those who vote for Sorter.

The payout per vote will be determined by dividing 75,000,000 by the number of people who have recorded a vote for Sorter (excluding myself) at the time the contest concludes. (in other words, if some random person votes for him 2 days after the contest is declared to be over, they aren't getting anything)

Raiderhater · 12-03-2012, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT

I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.

Exactly what the hell I am going to do I have no idea. But I'll come up with something. It'll probably suck but it will be something.

In58men · 12-03-2012, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT

That's just mean

**Easy 6** · 12-03-2012, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr. tegu

Rep whoring, cash bribes, public disparagement...so I guess we are going for a recreation the American political system? Where is the honor? The dignity?

Raiderhater · 12-03-2012, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sorter

I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3

**digger** · 12-03-2012, 06:09 PM

Easiest vote ever, congrats Sorter, you are well on your way.

**Gonzo** · 12-03-2012, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader

I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.

Exactly what the hell I am going to do I have no idea. But I'll come up with something. It'll probably suck but it will be something.

This is what I'm saying. This whole ordeal is boring me.

In58men · 12-03-2012, 06:15 PM

Lets make this year epic. Inmem58 comes back by being down by 40+ votes.

That would make CP history

View Poll Results: Who should be the 2012 King of the N00bs?
AussieChiefs	14	9.09%
BlackBob	3	1.95%
Chiefsrocka	1	0.65%
Inmem58	16	10.39%
mr. tegu	6	3.90%
No n00b is worthy this year	17	11.04%
okoye35chiefs	0	0%
Prison Bitch	2	1.30%
Simplicity	2	1.30%
Sorter	81	52.60%
Strongside	3	1.95%
Obligatory GAZ option	9	5.84%
Voters: 154. You may not vote on this poll

12-03-2012, 01:24 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $3239627 VARSITY	Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs. The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs! The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time. This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote. All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS. I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP. Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags. Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown. if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you. You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks. The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice. 2012 King of the n00bs nominations: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299 2011 King of the N00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985 2011 Nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839 2010 King of the n00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639 2010 King of the n00bs discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222 2009 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232 2009 King of n00bs discussion :http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year 2008 King of the N00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2008 King of the N00bs discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2007 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152 The 2007 n00b discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780 The 2006 King of the N00bs poll: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488 Previous honorees: 2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher 2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun 2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief 2008 No one was deemed worthy 2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald 2005 King of the n00bs: Fax Current and known bribes: Sorter: $500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. $100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter $75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North Blackbob: Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence Inmem58 Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-03-2012 at 10:36 PM..
Posts: 78,931

12-03-2012, 05:16 PM	#122
NJChiefsFan I've Made a Huge Mistake Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: NJ Casino cash: $5770423	Sorter.
Posts: 12,235

12-03-2012, 05:18 PM	#123
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139643647	BlackBob? __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
Posts: 69,727

12-03-2012, 05:27 PM	#125
Sofa King Hello Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $1162096 VARSITY	Flopnuts just pm'd me. He said anyone who votes for sorter will in turn receive a free week's worth of him feeding my goldfish.
Posts: 23,202

12-03-2012, 05:36 PM	#128
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57176239	I will give a total of $75MM in casino cash to those who vote for Sorter. The payout per vote will be determined by dividing 75,000,000 by the number of people who have recorded a vote for Sorter (excluding myself) at the time the contest concludes. (in other words, if some random person votes for him 2 days after the contest is declared to be over, they aren't getting anything) __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
Posts: 36,130

12-03-2012, 06:09 PM	#133
digger Thread I will end you....... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kansas City, KS Casino cash: $1922608 VARSITY	Easiest vote ever, congrats Sorter, you are well on your way. __________________ Patrick Mahomes II MVP 2X Super Bowl MVP 3x Travis Kelce TE GOAT
Posts: 8,787

12-03-2012, 06:15 PM	#135
In58men Baba Ganoush Join Date: Jan 2012 Casino cash: $2388026	Lets make this year epic. Inmem58 comes back by being down by 40+ votes. That would make CP history
Posts: 29,140

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