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Old 08-15-2018, 11:40 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 15 - rockymtnchief versus Why Not?

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - The summit of Mount Everest, with no supplemental oxygen
Starting Distance - 12 feet

rockymtnchief

Main Weapon - Battle Axe
Backup Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - Former Denver Bronco Tom Nalen will dive at the side of your knee if it looks like you're about to make a kill shot, and he'll then run off.

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Main Weapon - Indian razorwhip (Urumi)
Backup Weapon - Bo Staff

Prep Time - 7 Minutes
Special Factors - None
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Old 08-15-2018, 12:37 PM   #2
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Tom Nalen could be the deciding factor here.
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Old 08-15-2018, 12:41 PM   #3
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Can they both succumb with out inflicting any damage? And if so, who wins?
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Old 08-15-2018, 01:02 PM   #4
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I’ll wait for the arguments. That whip has to be a pain in the ass to use.
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Old 08-15-2018, 01:07 PM   #5
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Swinging a battle axe at the top of Mt. Everest? No way anyone has the lung capacity to do that. Plus I have a battering Ram in Tom Nalen, who we know is a dirty SOB and who will probably push him off the mountain anyway. Me in a laugher

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Old 08-15-2018, 01:08 PM   #6
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Iíll wait for the arguments. That whip has to be a pain in the ass to use.
I agree, need to hear from the contestants on this one.

That whip may be a pain but swinging a battle axe on an unstable base (snow and ice) would be hard to do and keep your balance.
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Old 08-15-2018, 01:11 PM   #7
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I agree, need to hear from the contestants on this one.

That whip may be a pain but swinging a battle axe on an unstable base (snow and ice) would be hard to do and keep your balance.
See post 5
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Old 08-15-2018, 01:44 PM   #8
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Iíll wait for the arguments. That whip has to be a pain in the ass to use.
I'd drop the whip and use the staff to push him off the mountain as he stumbles trying to swing the axe. Tom Nalen can probably sit this one out, the son of a bitch.

Feel free to leave him up there with rockymtnchief's corpse.
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Old 08-15-2018, 02:18 PM   #9
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Old 08-15-2018, 03:44 PM   #10
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I have never met Why Not?, but I know rockymtnchief well and he's a shout boy who is in shape. Half of what he does is hump it up and down mountains for work. He's not going to have any trouble swinging the battle axe.
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Old 08-15-2018, 06:21 PM   #11
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I have never met Why Not?, but I know rockymtnchief well and he's a shout boy who is in shape. Half of what he does is hump it up and down mountains for work. He's not going to have any trouble swinging the battle axe.
Thanks, brother!


I have had to work at over 14,000' before and had little trouble. If Why Not is a flatlander, I got him...right after I cut the head off the donkey. (Nalen)

I've seen my Georgia friends get light headed just walking at 11,000'. Altitude is a bitch.
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Old 08-15-2018, 06:26 PM   #12
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Old 08-15-2018, 06:54 PM   #13
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I have never met Why Not?, but I know rockymtnchief well and he's a shout boy who is in shape. Half of what he does is hump it up and down mountains for work. He's not going to have any trouble swinging the battle axe.
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Old 08-15-2018, 07:08 PM   #14
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I have never met Why Not?, but I know rockymtnchief well and he's a shout boy who is in shape. Half of what he does is hump it up and down mountains for work. He's not going to have any trouble swinging the battle axe.
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Thanks, brother!


I have had to work at over 14,000' before and had little trouble. If Why Not is a flatlander, I got him...right after I cut the head off the donkey. (Nalen)

I've seen my Georgia friends get light headed just walking at 11,000'. Altitude is a bitch.
This argument is winning so far.
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Old 08-15-2018, 07:23 PM   #15
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This argument is winning so far.
rockymtnchief won my vote when he said that he would attack Tom Nalen first.
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